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i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"
I have spent too much time thinking about this now.
For the record, this is light hearted magical girl stuff, and I mean magical girl in a gender neutral way in this post. With that out of the way...
Max is the pink magical girl, he was the first to get chosen to be one by their animal mascot the duck, Blaine. When he's not being a magical girl he is a street performer. I also have this image in my head that I cannot shake of him living in a box under a bridge like a cat so have that as well I guess.
Brodude is the yellow magical girl and the second to join the quartet. Due to a backflipping competition with Max gone wrong when they were attacked by the forces of evil he gets promoted to magical girl. I'm not entirely sure what he does when he's not a magical girl. Being a fitness or martial arts instructor feels like a low hanging fruit. It could be funny if he was a world renowned chef or something.
Mister Wizard is the green magical girl and third to join. He absolutely tried to con the forces of evil. He wears wizard robes everywhere he goes much to Max and Ruby's displeasure. He doesn't actually look that different pre- and post- magical girl transformation but somehow no one can tell he's the same person.
Ruby is the blue (or maybe red? but I'm leaning blue) magical girl and the fourth to join. She was part of the forces of evil but Max got her to switch sides via the power of friendship. The other three confuse her but she's stuck with them now and isn't leaving. Was stealing things for a living until she met Amity who gave her an actual job.
Now, this all started because Max decided to give a sad duck on the side of the road some bread, except turns out the duck is actually is a magic alien / god / thing looking for people to pick to be magical girls. And Max is the first person to be nice to Blaine and so now Max has been picked to be a magical girl!
Max is reluctant at first but quickly takes to it and likes the attention he gets from it.
I'm not entirely sure who the forces of evil should be, I'm leaning towards Oberon and the Raven Queen (? does she have a name?) as the leaders of the forces of evil. And Torment working for them. They attack the city with various dnd monsters that the giggs dnd magical girl quartet has to fight off. They need an animal mascot too though. Maybe a rabbit.
Ruby also absolutely has an arc where she either actually rejoins the forces of evil or pretends to after Max angers her and she realizes that actually she doesn't ever want to go back. She's grown as a person and likes the planet as it is, she doesn't really want to destroy it anymore, even though she might want to see Max get punched in the face.
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
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One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that
Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today
discord letting you have custom emoji has really ruined my ability to communicate effectively on other apps. what do you mean i cant send jalute. what about givehand. cryingpat. torment. sittinghere. tvek. cant even send my wonderful beloved frogheart. whats the bloody point
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hey tumblr could u fucking stop "recommending" making a screencap of that post I just screenshotted?
yes that feature can be available and can be useful but you fuckers didn't think that people might want to.. idk.. screenshot two posts together? for a funny haha? and with no watermark?
also it crashes the app so yea you're not helping with keeping people on this side with features we dont need.
very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.
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DND HOT TAKES since it’s 2 am and I am avoiding bed:
If you’re not tracking hit points as a DM because you think it’s more fun to simply wait for a narratively significant time for the BBEG to die, you need to find a new system that functions the way you want it to (said as a 5e Truther). Not tracking HP for your monsters is disrespectful to your players and the work they put into making meaningful choices for their characters on both an RP and a mechanical level. If no one in your party wants to be tracking HP then there’s different systems for you out there.
I am lowkey anti Rule of Cool as I see it presented in some groups online. DnD 5e is awesome for what it does (high fantasy adventures where you fight the monsters) and I love it for that. People that try to Rule of Cool their way away from the rules of dnd are doing themselves a disservice. The limits are there to make you more creative and keep everyone on the same playing field where every player knows EXACTLY what the boundaries of their abilities are. Limits are GOOD things for creativity, not bad.
Be nice to your DMs and their characters. If you take the NPCs seriously then YOUR character gets to feel like they’re doing something serious in the world AUTOMATICALLY by virtue of the fact that you recognize where the pressure points of the universe are