wine stains from last night

not enough long-haired men fix that shit

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

You crush Miette like the grape?

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

The Cask of Miettellado

Y'all are just absolutely committed to creating humor I cannot explain to my spouse, aren't you?