Your Destiny Awaits

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

indeed.com/careers/search/haunting_the_narrative

[ID: embroidery of a hand where each finger represents one stage of decay. The thumb shows fresh corpse and looks like a normal finger. The index finger shows bloat and is a bit more pale and bloated. The middle finger shows active decay and has light desaturated green colour and there are worms crawling through it. The ring finger shows advanced decay, it is dark and falling apart. The pinkie shows dry remains and is just bones. \end ID]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway