Leni

how to fast travel: down nyquil and sleep on the public bus

tried to do this and saw a man sitting in the back dead ass eating an entire whole cucumber and remembered i cant fast travel with enemies nearby

Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are

Best trick I ever picked up. Seriously.

This is seriously the best advice, and it really helps put it into perspective that the first draft is just that- a draft. There’s no reason to agonize over a particularly tricky bit of writing when you could just leave it in brackets and skip to the good parts, the parts you’ve visualized. I also use brackets for [fact-check this], [use a stronger verb], [is this in character?] and other notes as I write, just so I don’t forget what I want to work on when I go back and edit. 

This works for academic writing too. If you know where you’re going just leave yourself notes to fill in later. I do this all the time,

✨ i bet i can guess your favourite mcu film ✨

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

I love an overprotective vampire threatening their charge/food source with the line “the sun will go down eventually!”.

Imagine your OTP

RAT CAKE

ppl getting so mad about jaskier having to walk on foot next to geralt is so funny like he’s a trust fund baby and geralt is geriatric. 

geralt, trying to indicate he trusts jaskier after many months of companionship: you look tired. lets swap you can ride roach jaskier: i want you to look at me like look at everything about me and then explain to me what about what you’re seeing makes you think i can ride a horse

if anything their relationship is like. like imagine a man came up to you while you were at a drive thru and started talking to you and when you went to drive off he just walked alongside you and kept talking and instead of doing something normal you just. drove at 4 mph for the rest of your life