Haha That Sucks

The usa is the most cringe ass country on planet earth. More cringe even than france

funny they call it the early bird special. when all birds are special even if they are late

@ god: why did u make me such a cheesy person and also such a romantic person & so soft and so full of feelings 

there are some creatures outside btw

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

thank you for putting a stick and some leaves in my jar and poking a hole in the lid. i feel like i am more at home.

POV: you are a boob

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

The ghost, or?