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My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine.

Bad news about the divine

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

YASSSSS BITCH!! YOU SHITTED ON US A L L!!! YOU SERVED US 2005 BOOST MOBILE WALKIE TALKIE CELLPHONE R E A L N E S S!! TITTIES PUSHED UP FOR THE GAWDS, WIG LAID TIGHT, GIVING US NOTHING BUT BODY! #SEMI-OUTTIEBELLYBUTTON #PREPAID #WHEREYOUAT? #FEMMEKWEEN #URBAN

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this