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Familiar with rice + ingredient? Try substance + night sky

even a dope soul such as yourself needs a walk by a river

this six lane highway could have been a railroad

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

If music was a bair of boobs I would take the bra off

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

Whatever floats your stoat

check this out idiot *rips at the thread that binds my spirit to my body and i collapse into a pile of wet meat*

babygirl ur upset stomach is cuz chemical reaction of food in yo belly created 8 demon chariot riders and they rode off each into one cardinal + intercardinal direction to go light beacons in nightmare towers etcetera