Tick, tack

Dylan’s a deadbeat, Mark’s dead, Helena’s insane, Burt’s evil, Milchick’s slipping, Irving’s fucked, we are COOKED but at least Devon is bisexual.

if i didn’t know any better, i’d say that helena has developed an erotic fixation on mark and has plans to pursue both him and his outie in what might be termed a “throuple”.

actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party