When did we decide that "luteal phase" was a synonym for PMS.
why are we talking about the luteal phase at all
teehee let's pretend that women are irrational hungry monsters for two weeks out of every month
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When did we decide that "luteal phase" was a synonym for PMS.
why are we talking about the luteal phase at all
teehee let's pretend that women are irrational hungry monsters for two weeks out of every month

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challengers summer we are SWEATING and DREAMING BIG and EXPLORING BISEXUALITY. we are CHEATING and EATING CHURROS and BETRAYING THE PEOPLE WE LOVE MOST IN THE PURSUIT OF IMPOSSIBLE PERFECTION. we are UNDULATING to nelly’s HOT IN HERRE and MILDLY TORTURING BLOND MEN. we are SWIPING EVERYONE ON DATING APPS and COMPLIMENTING YOUR MOM. we are DREAMING ABOUT CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!
challengers summer we are SWEATING and DREAMING BIG and EXPLORING BISEXUALITY. we are CHEATING and EATING CHURROS and BETRAYING THE PEOPLE WE LOVE MOST IN THE PURSUIT OF IMPOSSIBLE PERFECTION. we are UNDULATING to nelly’s HOT IN HERRE and MILDLY TORTURING BLOND MEN. we are SWIPING EVERYONE ON DATING APPS and COMPLIMENTING YOUR MOM. we are DREAMING ABOUT CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!
The shooting occurred Sunday afternoon outside a Walmart in Senatobia, according to the Mississippi Bureau of Investigation.
literally yesterday. all because someone called the police about DIAPERS being shoplifted.
Black children deserve to live and be safe around ALL people, around the world but something so simple is routinely denied to us on the daily by people more concerned with making sure their group doesn’t become the next underclass in which the entire modern world operates on its dehumanization.
im so sorry to this baby, their family, and every Black family dealing with the horrors of antiblackness, having our freedom or lives stolen from us every day.
meanwhile, LAPD shot and killed a Black woman’s dog after being called by her neighbor for being “too loud” during the Knick’s game, one of the biggest basketball event in years.
i seen more comments by nonblack ppl showing sympathy for the dog than the Black woman in the video literally hugging her beloved pet’s dead body in tears while a mob of LAPD officers stand around and watch her dispassionately.
what the fuck.
really loving this fake AI scandal of trump secretly meeting with the volturi
BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

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i will never buy into black/brown hair and eyes making for unvaried color design because as somebody who enjoys having a variety of colors on my characters there are in fact ways to represent and differentiate various shades of black/brown if you know what you’re doing
like genuinely never underestimate the power of the colors you choose for your highlights and your shadows or what a dark shade of blue or purple can do because it’s sooo fun to play around with
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
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i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
I’m a person that’s into studying historical and contemporary religions for personal curiosity scholarly reasons but I’m also a practicing Christian so for the sake of intellectual honesty I’ve had to develop two different brains for studying Christian texts and history. An analytical student of literature and history brain and a spiritual religious person brain.
These days when I look at passages about hoarding wealth being corrupting in the New Testament my studying brain is like it’s kind of interesting how Christianity says wealth is a bad thing because a lot of polytheistic religions in the ancient Mediterranean took the exact opposite approach so this was probably pretty weird to people at the time but maybe that’s also why some people found it appealing.
Meanwhile my spiritual brain is like dear Lord God if it be your will please haunt JD Vance’s dreams with these passages about how being rich is stupid thank you for everything good in my life like my cats and cheese on bread and if it be your will please haunt JD Vance with visions of camels trying to fit through the eye of a needle and make him really uncomfortable about it k love you amen
i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
they literally deleted all existing reblogs of that post from existence btw<3
and theyre tryin to delete it all again

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hold my soft little fox body. yes. feel it tremble, feel my heart beating in your arms…
i’m getting dunked…
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and my boyfriend’s got his arm around me. And I always wonder if he woke up and decided to hold me or something in his subconscious led him there. I hope I’m never certain
3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense
Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

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You will never be locked and loaded. You will never say "uhh in English please?!" to an egghead. You will never have a team. You will never knock out a guard with one punch. You will never rappel down anything
i think this is…actually the most extreme stupid dove nest I’ve seen.
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Imagine you're coming home after a long day of hunting, and the first thing you hear is your seven shitty kids screeching at you for no reason, how pissed off would you be, I'd immediately fly away too
Imagine you're the oldest of seven and a fucking HOA member broke into your HOUSE and SHIT AN EGG and is BITING at your siblings, but your dad shows so you try to tell him the problem but you're very little and you don't speak English and he doesn't speak English either so you can't communicate that a fucking GOBLIN is in your HOUSE and the only reason he doesn't know is cause his ASS was on that bitch's HEAD and he must've assumed it was one of your brothers and sisters but it was actually that FREAK WOMAN who got in, and now your dad is flying away 'cause he has no idea what's going on
Imagine you're a parent and you've calmed down and gone to get McDonald's for your seven kids, and you come home expecting to get cheers because you know the D's are always a winner, but when you fly back in through the door the kids are all still screaming, and it's not even excited screams but you don't know what's wrong so you just look into the camera like you're Jim from the Office
Imagine you're one of the small middle children and probably the one that this HOA WITCH was BITING after she broke into YOUR HOUSE and SHIT an EGG and you tried to be a good host by cuddling with her to congratulate her on her egg but then she started BITING and taking over your ROOM and threw out all your GOOSEBUMPS books and your eldest sibling couldn't call dad so you all just had to wait, and then dad comes home but your STUPID FAMILY won't stop SCREECHING to explain what's going on so your dad leaves but then comes back and he's brought McDonald's which is like yay but there is an INTRUDER, and finally your dad looks around the house and notices BITCH BIRD KAREN IN YOUR BEAN BAG CHAIR, and you're like ok dad can handle this but then you learn he's more scared than you?????
Imagine you're a dad and you just got home with McDonald's and WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IN MY HOUSE but luckily you have seven children and the mean one is willing to fight this bitch and you're just gonna chill in this corner until this problem is resolved even if your other kids are straight-up judging you
Imagine you're Kevin McCallister and you're doing Home Alone except you're not home alone 'cause your dad is home too but he's not helping, he's just holding a bag of McDonald's, so you have to be the head of this house at eight years old 'cause you're home alone emotionally but this FREAK ON AN EGG isn't leaving so you decide to screech at your dad and he's more scared of you than she is
Imagine you're a dad and your child has publicly shamed you in front of your other kids and this ASSHOLE KAREN and you decide you're not gonna take this shit anymore so you tell your kids that you paid for this McDonald's with your hard-earned bird money and they're gonna damn well eat this, so everybody stop looking at that side of the house and just eat your fucking french fries but then that fucking MONSTER starts BITING your only child willing to go into battle so you recognize this is a lost cause and throw the burgers on the counter and you remember you're an ADULT so you grab your car keys and fly the fuck away
Imagine you're all seven children and dad left you with the pigeon again