sage

dragging people into rarepair hell with me is undoubtedly my favorite thing to do

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates

If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor

I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck

@shandycandy278 here you go this is for the anon c:

FUCK YEAH ITS BACK BABY

@goswlogpncmcrfobpjstltruaqhtma42 this is your url in post format

Fuck you but you’re right

If u suffered, y'all are gonna suffer with me

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

the degree that parents of young children seem to think Baby Shark came out of nowhere astounds me. this is a DECADES-OLD camp song, that has spanned generations. 

i am not a parent of a young child but i worked at summer camps for years and let me tell you before it was ruined by parents of young children baby shark was the most fun camp song ever. kids went buckwild over baby shark. but then it had to be commercialized. you ruined it. yall motherfuckers stay away from the bear song or we’ll have words 

#part of the problem w/ commercializing camp songs#other than you know Everything#is that it canonizes a specific version#one of the best parts of baby shark was that every camp had slightly different versions#does the singer die and go to hell?#are they reincarnated as a shark?#are they left as a concsious severed head bobbing in the waves?#it was different each time it was sung and its fucking beautiful

Never thought I’d get this much Baby Shark deep lore but I’m here for it.

Severed head?? Goddamn, I thought my camp was cool for having the hell one

I always went to Christian camps, so ours ended by the singer getting eaten, going to heaven, and partying with Jesus

this makes me want to rewatch tempted

WELL THEN!

this may be important to some of my followers *and certainly not just getting reblogged because of my costuming and my boyfriends desire for leather armor*

When I was in middle school we used to use it to dye our hair.  Potent stuff.

If you’re dying anything with kool-aid it’s best to use SUGAR-FREE ones otherwise the thing you’re dying might get all sticky

Oh dope