tits out surrounded by big cats is how I wanna live my life

Art appreciation

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

"i took one puff of a marijuana cigarette and i didn't even inhale it i blew it right back out and i never did it again" - my grandma

Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

Important context: they’re married to each other.

I love Gordon