home of the whoppy

“the world has become such a soft safe space where you can’t speak freely” is a good way to reveal you spend a majority of your time on the internet. a customer came in today and told me that the illuminati framed bill cosby and it was my fault and i just had to be like OK sir cash or credit

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

im not bovered

ello yewchube

Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

Literally being a girl feels like nonconsensual performance art

it fucken WIMDY

I NEED TO FIND MORE GLUE BEFORE HE DOES IT TO ME

op why are you on incognito mode lookin for turbines

the constant threat of jeff bezos’ nudes possibly leaking is driving me INSANE

You would have seen them already if you had Prime.

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

This is a personal attack.

Don’t talk to me or my 67 tabs ever again.

im in this photo and i don’t like it