sushi sundays are better than taco tuesdays

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

I’ve got that neglected dog stare

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.