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Iconic Superbat art by artists around the world
[1] JJ Adams ‘Dance with the Devil’ [2] Ze Carrion, Madrid, Spain [3] unidentified artist, China [4] Mauro Perucchetti ‘Modern Heroes’, L.A [5] unidentified artist, Canal Street, Manchester, England [6] Rich Simmons, lower Manhattan, New York City [7] Rich Simmons, Soho, London [8] Rich Simmons, Croydon, London
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The thing is that Batman DOES have a sense of humour.
But his sense of humour is made for his OWN amusement and that's why nobody gets it.
or finds it funny.
Think whatever you want about Scott Snyders Batman, but he gets Bruces humor really well.
he's such a little gremlin man just out here heeho chortling to himself
References to Benjamin “Uncle Ben” Parker in the MCU
he forgot to switch to his burner account lol 😭
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A little bit ago somebody asked for a clean version the og version of this. I repainted it since it couldn’t be found, I think the person who asked starts with an S?
The original art was done by Dylan Barnett
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Jason keeps him humble
The only thing you need to know about Tim becoming Robin is that he's the protagonist of a horse girl movie and Batman is the horse.
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They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal.
co-parenting little dickie
“You’ve known me your whole life.”
So upset Spiders Georg wasn't in Spider-Verse
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Listennnnn, I need some Batfleck headcanons, please. Thank you 🫡
This man is too overhated :/ I still think he was an amazing Bruce (and Batman), and I wish we had seen more of him. Dare I say, Jeremy Irons' Alfred is one of my favorite interpretations ever. Loved him in BvS. Specially scenes with him and Bruce.
Started going grey at 32
He and Alfred jog around the Manor property together for exercise
He’s a functional alcoholic but only in between his cases / big missions. Otherwise he’s 100% sober for peak physical performance.
The kind of Batman who beat up criminals for even looking at Robin, much less making a joke about hurting him.
Darker, grittier and more pessimistic even before he lost Robin. He didn’t trust anyone beyond Alfred, and it took years for him to warm up to Robin (Dick or Jason, depends on if you go off Snyder lol)
Every single inch of property and every cent he owns goes to Alfred immediately upon his death. This is an expectation, not a worse case scenario.
Most of his failsafes are a complex series of satellite uploads and then explosives. Soooooo many explosives under that lake.
Sustains on an insane amount of calories per day (see my protein post)
So big/massive that the Bane matchup in this universe was much more balanced (he didn’t get his back broken but absolutely got beaten up)
On that note: breaking his bones doesn’t stop him, it just makes him more angry (this is a man who pulled a knife out of his own rotator cuff to stab someone with)
GCPD doesn’t just fear him because they’re corrupt, they fear his brand (he has a bad habit of branding cops who betray innocents right in the face)
Once spent ten or so days pit fighting in the Narrows for intel and actually won minor fame as a brawler
Alfred has slapped him awake on more than one occasion so that Bruce can help move himself (he weighs too much for Alfred to even try moving)
Alfred never left him or the lake house because he made a promise to Martha that he would always watch over Bruce
Jim Gordon respects and fears him in equal amounts. He watched what happened after Robin’s death and just shook his head.
The acid burn on his shoulder is from the Joker taunting him for being too pretty after unmasking him and threatening to burn his face off.
batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update from alfred that’s like “well sir, she blew up the ace chemicals.” and bruce is like:
and then he goes back to doing weird justice league grade bullshit detective work.
Alfred: she got a hyena
Bruce: oh shit
Alfred: she named it after you
Bruce: Aww
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