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I regret to inform you that due to recent scandal, the young rising star has been recast. It’s a true shame, but ultimately the actor taking the role is the lesser of two weevils..

its crazy that several thousand years have passed and now helen of troy plays for the mlh. from my understanding we are about to witness a 9 year siege on the walls of ottawa

there’s a really beautiful AU that exists in my head where shane is some sort of faceless technically-focused reviewer on youtube (like the lockpicking lawyer) and ilya is a dedicated viewer leaving increasingly horny comments about his hands and like, sending him expensive locks to pick on camera

Shane and Ilya are both princes to me. As in having a fantasy prince archetype. I like a prince as a character archetype— often beautiful, intelligent men in their prime. They are experts in a craft (swordplay, playing an instrument, languages, etc- in this case, it's hockey) and have the weight of expectation on them. They have so much to gain, so much to prove, yet they themselves have very little power to have what they truly desire. They are punished for ambition but they are expected to be ambitious. Princes in stories often serve a purpose of punishing hubris or pride. Princes are set to inherit everything, but their place of favor is fragile. They are beloved by people around them, but no one can truly know them. No on can know their fears, because no one else is in their shoes. Except of course, another prince.

@runescape-69 thought of u IMMEDIATELY

our age of rivalry is heating

shane is like GOD ILYA DID YOU REALLY SAY THAT thats like me saying my girlfriend in boston is named Lily Dunk and ilya is like Oooh yes throw them off trail..... we are not basketball players.... and shanegoes THE COFFEE

roommate just admitted to having never seen xmfc. immediately stopped the video we were watching and opened disney plus do not play with me!!!!!!

just @ me who else are you living with

wow this movie IS gay