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Shane Hollander: Captain of the Montreal Metros.

how i hope that i'm remembered: my gold chain, my shoulders, my face in the light

Rose is the most obvious example of this, I think, because she's styled in a very very mid-2020s starlet way to my eye, whereas in my mind (and maybe the timing isn't quite right for this, but it's spiritually correct, OK?) she would be much more likely to be wearing a bodycon bandage dress in the club scene. And actually, I think styling her like a 2016-era celebrity would have made it harder for a contemporary audience to relate to her, as wild as that sounds.

You would have absolutely seen Ilya in skin-tight skinny jeans and a fuckass scarf. That V-neck shirt he wears felt so accurate to me it almost gave me whiplash. He's definitely walking around in Boston winters in V-neck shirts so low he's baring his heaving bosoms like the cover of a Harlequin novel. Probably with a fuckass scarf. He almost certainly owns at least one pair of Yeezys.

Shane is probably the least affected by this because he's not as fashion-conscious as the other characters and jock fashion is fairly eternal, but do know that in my heart of hearts, Shane is always, like, two steps away from looking like the "you know I had to do it to em" guy. He's already got the boat shoes.