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Chapter 2 just posted!! Click to read on AO3 :-)

Chapter 3 posted ! all done ! hope U enjoy my shane fic #myshanefic hehe :-)

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

just read a letterboxd review for brokeback mountain that was so bad i had to redownload tumblr app to post about it 🚬🚶 genuinely first line was “this wasn’t relatable to me at all” as a prelude to insisting it was inauthentically queer. girl how are queer people still thinking like this YOUR EXPERIENCES ARE NOT UNIVERSAL AND YOU ARE ANNOYINGGGGGG

u are literally spitting on heath ledger’s grave like

I personally do not think that alexei is blackmailing ilya or that he has enough power over ilya to threaten him in any meaningful way. ilya is paying for everything because he knows his family’s entire financial situation is riding on him and he does have the money and also his family is expert at guilt-tripping him/pointing to all the sacrifices they made for him/just generally making him feel his obligations to them keenly. that said I DO think alexei knows or at least strongly suspects that ilya sleeps with men and this enrages him not because of the homosexuality but because this fucking asshole does whatever the fuck he wants and it doesn’t change the fact that ilya was their mother’s favorite when she was alive and is their father’s favorite still. ilya comes home as infrequently as possible and avoids their dad’s calls and has sex with men and he’s the one who has all the money, all the fame, all the family love and pride (whatever love there is to have in that family, anyway). like that’s a real cain and abel setup right there.

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

favourite scene in hackers 1995 is the sexy dream sequence where they show a woman lounging in bed wearing a red latex bodysuit and feeling herself up but turns out it's jonny lee miller the whole time and then angelina jolie wakes up in a cold sweat

“I’m here for a normal reason”