Welcome to my MAN CAVE *werewolf howl evil laugh*

No one has ever made money

… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

My Name Is Human Hair

just found probably the most useful thing you can do with magelight in skyrim. Was fighting a dragon in the dark. lighting mods to make it more extreme. Couldnt see shit. For some fucking reason I decided to cast magelight AT the dragon. It stuck to the dragon and for the rest of the fight he had a glowing orb attached. big news in the "lighting mods make my world dark as shit" community

holy shit this works on ANY npc. I just magelighted Lucien. probably most useful on dragons but idk good to know ig

your ai art does not belong in the elder scrolls tag thank you for coming to my ted talk

the resurgence of Thin being In has made thin people so much more fucking annoying i keep seeing recipe and gardening videos or tiktoks that look good or are informative but the (very much thin!!) creators can't stop going "oh gotta get my FAT ASS to work in the garden!! 😂 making some tortillas because i'm a FAT LARD ASS, sorry for adding two tablespoons of oil to this i'm such a fucking BIG BACK FAT DIPSHIT aren't i 😂😂" are you not embarrassed

a lot of the time people talk about this as "self deprecation," and while i think there's a lot to be said about, well, why is fatness such an insult to you as to use it in your self effacement, i think the gleeful nature in which it's delivered betrays that it's much less about self-insult and much more about confirmation of the in-group. i think this is well illustrated by the way people will re-appropriate language around mental illness and substance use disorders, and most especially highly stigmatized diagnoses. when people call themselves "schizo" because they looked at their ex's Instagram, "ocd" because they showed up five minutes early, "a total crackhead" because they made a joke etc. it's typically not an expression of sincere negative self image or identification so much as a joke which presumes the absence of the referenced group; you're non-psychotic, i'm non-psychotic, and in the comfortable absence of anyone actually different, their life/identity/disorder/experience etc. can be used as a joking reference towards the other which, through hyperbole, affirms the norm; my experience of reality is so in line with psychiatric normalcy that asking you to text when you get home is so totally psychotic of me, an affirmation that my relationship to psychosis is so distanced as to make it more representative than anything. and in a similar way, fatness and fat bodies are so intentionally absent from these spaces that they're shouted out only as playful insults towards the behavior of skinny people, or at their most serious as a warding spell against the horror of gaining weight. when you have no fat friends, loved ones, lovers held in esteem in your mind, the idea of fat rolls or a belly or thick thighs are made references to bodies which are less human than symbol; calling yourself a "big back" when you eat works the same as calling yourself a "dog" when you express too much interest in somebody or a "snake" when you're duplicitous. we don't have to worry about offending them via the comparison, we can assume they're not present here. but isn't it funny that of all the traits and cultural products of fatness that are endlessly more praised and rewarded when taken up by our thin peers, even referencing your own body as fat is among them?

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

My first post to reach 2k without people clowning in the notes I feel so proud

It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

I'm giving Elon my chronic pain. you know, the chronic pain that gets so bad i frequently beg to have the painful leg amputated? yeah that's his now reblog to increase that chronic pain for him