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good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

“thirty years + and counting”

-vanished from public

-upon returning looked like someone else

-every picture of her since then appears to be some form of photoshop

-the mother's day photo she posted 100% is photoshopped confirmed by her

This is the picture the released to try and prove that she's alive and not in coma and all that.

That could honestly be fucking anyone.

They don’t want to ~distract~ from her father-in-law’s potentially deadly cancer diagnosis

She may be going through chemo, which means she looks pretty sick and may have lost her hair. Therefore, she isn’t being photographed.

If they surgically removed a tumor, that would require a long recovery time. If they did preventative surgery like a mastectomy, that’s an even longer recovery time.

If it was another “invisible” medical issue or a mental health treatment, you KNOW they’d get at least one picture of her IRL out there to stop all this press. But you can’t really hide the fact that you’re going through chemo…

She’s right at the age when women start to get breast and ovarian cancer

The case for the Princess of Wales being dead:

Her PR person/scheduler/equerry/whatever-that-lady-is has also been MIA (def in the pit with her)

One of the rooms in the Tower of London has been closed for “repairs” since Kate was last seen

Palace insiders say she hasn’t even been heard on the phone in weeks

Prince William was recently seen carrying a copy of the films Weekend at Bernie’s and Bernie (star. Jack Black)

Have Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland reunified yet?

No.