not a robot

they can’t stop you from being an insane perverted depressed dyke . come with me

haven't known patricia widow's bay for very long but i fear we have another character of all time on our hands

Every episode Xena’s like “Gabrielle I’m putting you in danger. You need to stay behind. You’re the only thing in the world I care about, I couldn’t bear for anything to happen to you.” and Gabrielle is like “Xena I could never leave you. My world revolves around you and I’m completely devoted to you forever. I’m staying by your side.” And then Xena does a bunch of backflips and immediately kills the bad guy by kicking him in the crotch

I will never not want to rewatch this show <3 <3 <3

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

her health bar is enormous