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hello, I would like to join your matchup event! I use female pronouns and I currently am a university student majoring in geography and French literature. My hobbies are reading and writing, photography and drawing. I also play basketball. As for football Iโm a casual watcher. Iโve never been in a relationship, but I guess what Iโm looking for in someone is excitement, like it kind of spices up my life if you get it (like spontaneous adventures, trying out new things, travelingโฆ) but since Iโm really introverted, Id love to have a partner who is okay with giving me space or doing nothing sometimes (like I donโt want my entire life to revolve around them only). Iโm not really a jealous person, I tend to avoid unnecessary drama. I donโt mind having a jealous partner tho if it stays reasonable!! Also I have a hard time connecting with people who donโt share my values. Guys who treat others badly or are passive when they see an injustice arenโt allowed near me :/
Also Iโm someone who can seem rude because I guess I got a resting bitch face (๐ญ) Honestly Iโm both a people pleaser and a honest and sarcastic person once you get to know me (basically Iโm moody so Iโd need a partner who wouldnโt get offended or take it personally haha)
Well I think thatโs it haha! But hey this idea is absolutely fabulous I love it!!! Of course if I gave too much info, feel free to ignore some parts. I donโt want to make things difficult for you <3
your match isโฆ tabito karasu โก
your description screams karasu โ our competitive ambivert who loves smart girls and literature.
the first thing that makes you extremely similar is your hobbies and passions: his favorite subjects at school are Japanese literature and history, so your studies will for sure spark his interest!
he would also appreciate your creative hobbies, but not in an insistent way. if you want to keep some of your works or photos to yourself he will be totally fine with it.
I picture him as a very versatile partner. also in the manga, we see him being more or less talkative depending on the various situations. so, if you feel like staying alone for some time, he will completely understand and respect your boundaries
this man has been voted between the โbest gentlemenโ of the whole blue lock, so he knows how to treat you and puts respect above anything in your relationship! heโs not overly jealous, but will keep his eyes open if you are around otoya.
furthermore, he is very independent, so i canโt really see him as someone who would force you to always be with him. in other words, heโs not the one who would make being in a relationship is only personality trait.
he has been seen to be rude sometimes during the matches, so I wasnโt completely sure about this match up, but then it came to my mind that karasu is the one of the main people whoโs questioning the blue lock approach. heโs proven to be intelligent and also quite sarcastic, so I think this would be a good match as it respects your requests!
this man loves giving you head pats and head kisses! however, he will ask for your permission before doing something in public
he asks you to do a booktok trend: he buys a book, you buy another. you read them and with a chosen coloured pen you can underline, write and draw on the pages when there is something that sparks your interest or particularly like. then, you exchange the books, read the other one while also seeing what the other has marked
will send you biceps pics
he will invite you to his matches. in case youโre not feeling it because the stadiums can get crowded, he will also add a bunch of ideas you can choose from, like going out for dinner later, watching a movie together or just chill together
the club is exactly how you imagined it to be: flashing red lights, booming edm music and a crowd of elbows in the stomach and half sweaty, half perfume-drenched screaming people.
as you shimmy your way through the crowd, searching for the table your friends are at, you catch the eyes of a few men checking you out. you regret choosing the low cut black dress you are now wearing, before remembering that hey, sae is missing out on that. hah. serves him right.
you try to convince yourself that you don't miss sae. that it doesn't affect you. he's been ghosting you for two weeks, so what? it's not like you have feelings for him. you were simply friends with benefits. nothing more. it changes nothing to your life that he moved on and forgot about you. ...right?
as the night goes on and the alcohol slowly makes its way through your system, the club kind of does get enjoyable. the music is still pounding in your ears, but now there is a slight buzz humming through your body, making you feel quite... floaty.
you let yourself drift away from reality, your body moving itself in this human swarm, swaying to the loud beat playing from the huge speakers. you barely register the hands of someone grabbing your waist, before this someone says somethings in your ear.
"what's a pretty thing like you doing all by yourself?" he yells over the music. it's a man in his late twenties, dark hair slicked back and wearing a neon orange suit. he offers you a smirk as his fingers trail down your waist to your hips, and you can't help but compare his touch to sae's.
"i'm not interested", you find yourself saying automatically, your lips moving before your brain even got a chance to think. like they know who you heart already belongs to.
"come on", the man insists, making you hesitate. "i'll show you a good time".
"...will you pay for my beer?"
you're laughing.
you don't know why, nor since when, but here you are, sat at a beer-covered table, laughing out loud like never before.
the man who paid the five or so beers that you chugged throughout the night is still by your side, arm firmly wrapped around your shoulders. you can feel his warm breath in the shell of your ear. it's not enjoyable, it's not comfortable, it's not nice and seductive like saeโ
wait, why are you thinking about him again? it's almost as if you could still hear his voice, scolding you, saying...
"what the fuck, name?"
you blink hard, once, then twice. oh, funny. you miss him so much that your mind made up some hallucination of him, right here, standing before you and staring you down in the club.
you can't help but laugh again. god, your head is heavy. but it feels so good...
"you're coming with me", the fake sae states firmly and grabs your wrist. you didn't know an illusion could feel so realistic.
"hey man, what do you think you're doing?" the beer-buyer protests, grabbing your shoulder to prevent you from standing up. wait, can he also see him? then, that means...
"sae...?" you mumble, your tongue heavy on the name. beside you, the man, whose name you don't even remember, tense up. he and sae exchange a few words, but you can't even focus enough to actually listen. so you just let out a light-headed chuckle.
sae pulls you to your feet, or at least you think so: the world is kind of swimming around you right now. but there is a thing you are sure of feeling, and it's sae's warm palm on the small of your back.
"are you out of your mind?" his deep, smooth voice asks near your ear, and this time it's enjoyable, it's nice, it's seductive, and it's sae's. "how much did he make you drink?"
you lift your eyes to meet his, and despite your blurry sight, his teal gaze is still so beautiful you feel like you could die on the spot. your chest feels weird and heavy and all you can do is laugh.
sae stares at you in disbelief as loud giggles escape your lips, your hands gripping his arms to keep you upright. you feel so happy. sae is here, and he's so handsome, and he smells so good, and oh, how you missed him... how you missed him every day, thinking about him, wishing he was here with you...
"...why are you crying?"
you kiss him.
the bathroom tiles are cold against your back, but you're too focused on the warmth of sae's hands on your skin to care.
the booming music can still be heard, along with bits of the raging crowd whenever the bathroom door opens and closes again. it's a loud, numbing hum which makes your bones buzz and your heart beat along the song.
sae's lips melt against yours, his breath already becoming ragged even though you've only been kissing for a few minutes. you kiss him back like your life depends on it, his hair pulled by your ruthless fingers and your mouth chasing his desperately.
"name", sae whispers against your lips as he opens his eyes to look at you, breaking the kiss. you wrap your arms around his neck to prevent him from pulling away. you can't let him go. you just got him back.
"what? just kiss me".
"not unless you tell me why you started crying", he replies. his teal eyes scan your face, thumbs gently rubbing under your eyes. "did he hurt you?"
"no. and i'm not crying anymore".
"you were though".
"it was the alcohol".
sae's sigh as you kiss him again makes you weak in the knees. his thumb angles your jaw just the right way for him to tangle his tongue with yours, the taste of him mingling with yours in a delicious dance.
"was it?" he asks as he catches his breath, eyes still closed. you let your forehead rest against his, basking in his presence that you missed so much.
"i'm a sad drunk".
his fingers linger on your jaw, before trailing to your neck, and finally pulling away. you immediately miss his touch, your hand shooting up to catch his wrist and hold him back. "don't leave".
"why not?"
you swallow with difficulty, your throat tight and hurting. to him, you are merely a friend, and you know it. all he ever wanted from you was physical pleasure. so why did you get your hopes up? after all, why would a soccer star like him want you, the average young adult still figuring life out? it was doomed from the start.
"see?" sae breathes out, the back of his hand tenderly brushing your cheek. "you're crying again".
"i'm not", you sob, attempting to cover your face out of shame. you can feel fat tears and snot ruining both your makeup and your reputation. but he prevents you from doing so, carefully prying your hands away from your face.
"stop it, i'm an ugly crier".
"that's not true". his cold, light eyes travel to yours, before he leans down, pressing his mouth against the corner of your mouth. from there, his lips trail all the way to your eyes, kissing away the salty tears running down your cheeks. your breath catches.
"sae..." you whisper, breathless, voice and fingers equally shaking now. you're still hot and tipsy, but the sheer emotion of the moment strikes you head on, making it impossible to hold back your crying. you suddenly feel very sober, and weird, and absolutely freaking miserable. "stop it, sae".
sae pulls back to meet your gaze, some strands of his gelled hair falling back down on his forehead. you can't read his face. but honestly, when could you ever?
"i'm worried about you", his low voice answers, making you huff dryly.
"since when?" you snap back. "isn't the only thing you worry about getting laid?"
sae flinches, eyebrows furrowing. he's still close to you, your back still pressed against the bathroom wall, but you don't want to think about how much you just want to make out with him right here and now. you're done. you won't be this toy he thinks he can throw away anymore.
"where is this coming from?" he asks, jaw tight.
"for fuck's sake, sae! you've been ghosting me for two entire weeks, and then you kiss me in some shitty club thinking i owe it to you?" you cry out, new tears spilling from your eyes. "well, i'm not this... goddamn slut you can fuck whenever you want".
his eyes widen, and he takes a step back. "look, name..."
"i love you", you blurt out. you can't see his reaction, your sight way too blurry from your tears. "just... love me back, or don't". your head hangs low, hands wiping your tears as you keep on sobbing, waiting for a reply. but he stays silent.
then, you can feel a tentative hand brush your arm. "name, look at me". sae waits for a moment, but you don't. "please?"
you blink away some fresh tears and look up at him, chest constricting at the sight. his emotionless gaze has been replaced by a soft one, two tender eyes now staring at you with... concern? you really don't know how to read his expression, and the alcohol in your system isn't making things easier.
"...what?" you ask, voice husky as you almost choke on a sob.
sae stays silent for a few seconds, before extending his hand to you, palm up. "trust me?"
you are tempted to just walk away, but decide to give him one more chance and take his hand. he offers you a small smile that doesn't reach his eyes, before leaving a peck to your knuckles and leading you out of the bathroom, his grip firm on your hand.
you dive back into the crazy human swarm, doing your best to follow sae. you can see his back weaving through the crowd elegantly, his arm trailing behind him not to let you go. your ears are ringing from the deafening music, and your legs are weak, the uncomfortable buzz still running underneath your eyelids and behind your ears.
sae drops by a table occupied with a few of his soccer teammates that you recognize. he doesn't let them a chance to call you or him out, simply swinging his bag over his shoulder before leaving. without ever letting go of your hand.
you feel so much in a haze that you barely remember picking up your own things, but a few minutes after, you and sae are out of the club.
the fresh air is welcomed into your lungs and across your face. the streets are quiet, the yellow street lighting replacing the blinding red spotlights of the club. you close your eyes a moment. when they open again, sae's hand is hovering close to your body, not touching you, but making sure he can catch you if you lose balance. then he hands you a bottle of water he just took from his gym bag.
sae's lips are so much more delicious when they belong to you.
"i love you, name" sae whispers against your skin, nose brushing against your jaw as he leaves a trail of wet kisses down the column of your throat. "i love you so much".
you hum, fingers gripping his shoulders tight as you pull him closer to you. "was that so hard?"
sae glances back up at you, his hands stilling on your sides. "i said i was sorry", he huffs. "i'm sorry for being such an asshole and ghosting you, name. really".
"yeah?"
"yeah".
your fingers gently play with his hair, messing it up completely and putting his bangs back down. he hasn't moved, still scanning your face intently as he hovers over you, the mattress of his bed digging under his knees. "i missed you so much", he goes on. "it's just that... it's been a lot lately, with practice and everything".
"why didn't you talk to me?"
"i don't want to burden you, name. but i promise i'll do better, alright? i'll talk to you".
"really?"
"really".
sae's lips resume their exploration of your neck, whispering sweet nothings here and there. you relax against the comfortable pillows. you like that he brought you to his place. that means you don't have to worry about him leaving without a word when you're sleeping.
when he travels back up to your greedy mouth, his teeth sink into your lower lip, drawing a drop of blood. "ouch, that hurt!" his eyes are half-lidded as he looks at you, his tongue cleaning the blood dripping from his own lip.
"...what was that for?"
"the taste", he hums before diving back down.
"i missed you", you whisper in the kiss. "i missed you so much, sae, you have no idea. i'm just so scared that you'll let me down again".
sae swallows your words with ease, his teeth grazing your upper lip as his fingers tangle in your hair, not painfully so, but rather soothingly. "just stick around and you'll find out".
I resisted complaining about this and even blocked the person specifically but actually I'll just post about it anyway.
Saying Ness is a bigger bitch than Kaiser when we know how actually horribly Kaiser treated him specifically is... a choice I suppose lmao. Like the pages of the manga are there and we know Ness became a worse person specifically because he absorbed a lot of Kaiser's personality.
The bigger part of this especially in light of the AX interviews is that my concerns with the way their relationship will be handled might come true. Ness will continue feeling responsible for all of Kaiser after being treated as disposable and insignificant by him and the fans at large will think it's okay. Man, I haven't forgotten how long Nagi has been hated on for doing way less to Reo. Yall still going on about how "Reo fans can never forgive Nagi ๐ฅบ" omg.
"Leave him alone Ness is exactly where he wants to be" is he. Ness wants, all shipping goggles removed, to have a real friendship with Kaiser and support him. It's realistic for him to not immediately abandon Kaiser, that's usually how this type of toxic codependent relationship (platonic or romantic) works, but we were given the promise of actual development. The development is apparently (per AX interviews) going to be Kaiser becoming a tsundere about the whole thing. We don't need Kaiser centered again in this dynamic.
I don't want to get into it but Kaiser is the type of character where there is either too much focus on his trauma, to the point where his behaviour is excused and everyone potentially harmed by it is treated as expendible, or he gets reduced to a sex doll for y/n and BL fantasies.
I said before that I don't expect Ness to ever have focus like Kaiser considering how popular Kaiser is (like the ng11 part of it isn't even the important bit) but this is depressing. I'll hold my judgement for when we actually see them again but so far I'm not very optimistic.
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the shuffling of sheets is the first thing you hear as you wake up. then, you can feel a strong arm wrap around your waist and pull you tightly against a firm body, caging you in a secure hold.
"vivian..." you groan groggily, your body weakly protesting at the change of position.
as you try to roll back into your previous one, vivian whimpers petulantly and tightens his grip, squeezing you against him. his face is buried into your chest, his legs intertwining with yours in order to make it impossible for you to escape his hold.
"why would you move away from me...?" your clingy boyfriend mumbles sleepily. "you stopped hugging me when you were sleeping. do you hate me?"
a sigh escapes your lips at his childish behavior. when vivian feels your body relax between his arms, signaling that you have given up on fighting against his hug, he puts great effort into the task of erasing every single space between your bodies, almost like he is trying to merge you two together.
"how can one be so clingy?" you sigh softly, though your fingers move to thread his hair in a soothing motion.
"i'm not clingy", vivian denies immediately. "we're just bound to be together. accept your fate".
"there is a difference between being together and trying to break my ribs".
"you really have no willingness whatsoever", he mumbles against the skin of your neck, his lips leaving a trail of sleepy kisses there until they reach your collarbone. "you should not remain that unbothered by the man destined to be with you showering you with affection".
"the thing is, i'm not" you reply. "you bother me a lot".
vivan lets out a humorless huff before pulling back and glaring at you. his eyes are two big orbs, two deep pools of black ink that look like they'd swallow you whole if you blink. a small crease appears between his brows, his unfairly long eyelashes curling upwards out of displeasure.
"that is not true", your boyfriend states, his lips frowning into a half pout. though, his eyes search yours, a hint of uncertainty simmering just under the surface of his confident act. "i know that's not true".
you can feel your heart melt as vivian stares at you longer with his puppy eyes, his fingers loosening their hold on you.
"i mean" he shrugs, "if you have enough of me, go ahead and defy your destiny".
his eyes dart away from yours and he pulls his hands back, his legs leaving yours in order to roll onto his other side, his back facing you now. and here he is: your dramatic and childish boyfriend.
"are you ignoring me?" you ask, failing to hold back a chuckle as you do so.
"no", vivian grumbles. "i'm finally giving you the space that you wanted so badly".
"come on, you're ridiculous".
no answer.
then, he turns back around and comes back between your arms, whimpering like a baby. "i can't go against fate. please hug me, name..."
"caving in already?" you grin at his pathetic, needy act. "i thought you were giving me space?"
vivian's lips curve downward and he buries his face in your chest, his large hands holding your waist tenderly, careful not to break your ribs, as you put it. "i'm not anymore. give me affection or i die".
you barely stifle a laugh at his antics, but hug him back anyway. you can feel his steady breath against your upper chest, his soft hair tingling your chin, the muscles of his arm comfortably settled around your waist, cradling you close.
"you don't get to move anymore", vivian states sulkily as he pins your legs between his.
"what if i want to get up?" you hum, hands getting lost in his thick hair again.
"why would you want to get up?"
"to go to the bathroom?"
your boyfriend thinks about it for a moment, before pulling you closer to his warm body. "just don't".
the sigh you let out is not even registered by vivian, who proceeds to close his eyes and rest his cheek against your chest with a satisfied groan. you can't even be mad at him. his angel face while he sleeps has always been your weakness.
"i love you, you big, big baby" you mutter against the top of his head, your lips leaving a kiss there as your arms wrap comfortably around his neck. he snuggles closer, effectively getting rid of whatever space there was between your bodies.
"je t'aime", vivian whispers back, lips grazing your collarbone as he drifts back to sleep.
and you just lay there in the early morning, cradled in the arms of the big, clingy mess that is the love of your life.
เท*๏ฝกc/n: crack, whiny dudes, implied fem reader, established relationship, married to noel, fluff-ish, top text lore, genuinely dont know what i was doing here
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a/n:ย my coworker gagged me when i couldnโt reach something so he did it for me and when i said thank you he said โyou just had to stretch a little moreโ mind you i couldn't reach it at all. hoe.
synopsis: the kind of pictures theyโd post of you on their instagram story that would make everyone feel single.ย
blurry candid of you laughing because he said something stupid.ย
i mean genuinely blurry. your face is half-moving. the table is crooked. the photo quality looks like it was taken during an earthquake.ย
caption: "proof she finds me funny."ย
song: love on the brain โ rihanna.ย
the funniest part is that isagi posts this with his whole chest. no irony. no embarrassment. no self-awareness.ย
because in his mind? making you laugh is one of his greatest accomplishments.ย
he stares at this picture more than some of his match highlights.ย
fans immediately lose their minds once they zoom in and realize you're looking directly at him while laughing. not at the camera. not at somebody else. him.ย
comments become:
"girl blink twice if he's forcing you to laugh."
"he definitely told the worst joke imaginable."
"the way she's looking at him i'm going the fuck to bed ๐ซฉ"ย
and isagi is scrolling through the comments smiling like an idiot because nobody understands.ย
he remembers exactly what he said. it wasn't even funny. somehow you laughed for 5 straight minutes.ย
that's his favorite part.ย
itoshi rin
random photo he took of you looking out the bullet train window.ย
the lighting isn't special. you're not posing. your hair isn't even done. you're literally just existing.ย
caption: none.ย
song: nothing's gonna hurt you baby โ cigarettes after sex.ย
by the time the post hits 3 minutes old, there are already edits.ย
by the time it hits 30 minutes old, there are essays.ย
because WHY DOES HE HAVE THIS PHOTO.ย
why was he looking at you? why did he save it? why did he post it? why does it feel so intimate?ย
everyone realizes you clearly didn't know he took the picture.ย
which means rin saw you sitting there and thought: yeah. i need to keep this forever.ย
the screenshot count becomes absurd. people start calling it "the train photo." entire fan accounts are dedicated to analyzing it.ย
rin does not acknowledge any of this. but when someone asks him why he posted it, he just shrugs.ย
"liked the picture." that's it.ย
little does everyone know that his camera roll contains approximately 800 more photos exactly like it. completely unposed. completely unnoticed.ย
his favorite version of you is the one that isn't trying.ย
itoshi sae
photo of you wearing his sunglasses while crossing a street somewhere in madrid. both hands wrapped around his bicep.ย
you're talking about something. he doesn't remember what. he just remembers looking down and thinking you looked cute. so he snapped a quick one.ย
caption: "thief."ย
song: telepatรญa โ kali uchis.ย
the internet explodes immediately. because sae doesn't post. sae barely acknowledges humanity. sae posting a picture of somebody is already a historical event. sae posting a picture where you're clearly attached to him like a koala? global emergency.ย
comments become:
"HEโS SMILING." "SAE ITOSHI SMILING IN THE BIG 2026???" "somebody check on rin."ย
the funniest part? everybody is right. he is absolutely smiling.ย
he spent 10 minutes choosing between 3 nearly identical photos. 10 whole minutes. that's basically a marriage proposal by sae standards.ย
later, someone asks where the sunglasses came from.ย
he responds: "theyโre mine."ย
then logs off. he wanted everyone to know exactly whose sunglasses they were. and exactly who stole them.ย
nagi seishiro
photo of you asleep.ย
that's it. absolutely diabolical behavior.ย
caption: "she's charging."ย
song: single โ the neighbourhood.ย
people think it's a joke. it is. but it's also not.ย
nagi genuinely sees you as some kind of adorable electronic device.ย
you take naps. you need snacks. sometimes you stop functioning. therefore: charging. simple.ย
the photo itself is ridiculously cute. your cheek is squished against a pillow. you're holding onto his hoodie sleeve. one sock is missing. nobody knows where it went. not even nagi.ย
comments become:
"FREE HER." "bro posted her unconscious." "is she a girlfriend or a tamagotchi?โย
nagi is confused by the backlash. "what? she looked cute."ย
that's literally his entire defense.ย
the worst part is that every few months he does it again. sleeping in the car. sleeping on the couch. sleeping on his shoulder. sleeping during movies.ย
fans have accidentally been given a complete sleep study over the course of your relationship.ย
nagi thinks this is perfectly normal.ย
mikage reo
photo of you standing in the middle of some luxury shopping district in tokyo. probably harajuku. maybe ginza. doesn't matter. somehow you look expensive just standing there.ย
you're not even doing anything. you're checking your phone. that's it.ย
caption: "that's MY muse."ย
song: fashion killa โ a$ap rocky.ย
this post creates approximately 17,000 edits within the hour.ย
reo accidentally posted what looks like a luxury campaign advertisement.ย
people are convinced a magazine took the photo. but nope. just reo. who has approximately 6,000 photos of you in his favorites folder.ย
and yes. the folder is actually named "museum." because he thinks you're art.ย
fans discover this fact later and collectively evaporate. comments become:
"reo mikage i know that's you liking every edit." "he's refreshing the tag." "he wants that cookie so bad."ย
and they're right. reo posts the story. watches the views climb. searches your name. likes edits. saves edits. sends edits to you. comments "so true" under edits of his own girlfriend.ย
then acts completely normal when confronted.ย
the man is your biggest fan. everybody knows it. especially him.ย
bachira meguru
the photo is you running ahead of him through a festival at night. lights everywhere. lanterns overhead. people passing by.ย
the picture is slightly blurry because he was literally running after you when he took it.ย
caption: "wait for meeee!"ย
song: can i call you tonight? โ dayglow.ย
the photo feels like a memory before it even becomes one. that's what destroys everybody.ย
it doesn't look posed. it doesn't look curated. it looks like one of those moments you don't realize is important until years later. like itโs nostalgic.ย
your hair is bouncing behind you. you're halfway turned around because he's yelling your name.ย
and somehow the picture captures exactly how happy he is just following you around.ย
comments immediately become:
"this looks like the ending scene of an indie romance movie." "why am i crying ๐โ "he's literally following her like a golden retriever."ย
correct. bachira sees absolutely nothing wrong with this. he likes following you around.ย
you're interesting. sometimes you randomly stop to look at things. sometimes you drag him somewhere. sometimes you get distracted. it's fun.ย
later, he reveals there are approximately 47 photos from this exact night.ย
35 of them are just you smiling at him while standing exactly 3 feet away. because apparently that's his favorite view.ย
shidou ryusei
photo of you flipping off the camera after he spent the last 20 minutes being the most annoying man alive. your expression is murderous.ย
his laugh can practically be heard through the screen.ย
caption: "she wants me."ย
song: true โ spandau ballet.ย
the internet collectively develops high blood pressure.ย
comments instantly become:
"that's literally not what that means." "she looks one inconvenience away from homicide." "ryusei i am begging you to read body language."ย
shidou is liking every single comment because he thinks they're hilarious.ย
what makes it worse is that you posted your own story immediately afterward. same photo. caption: "i don't."ย
somehow this only makes people more convinced you're soulmates.ย
the thing is shidou genuinely believes annoying you is a love language.ย
unfortunately though? every time you threaten him, he gets happier. nobody knows why. not even him.ย
karasu tabito
photo of you walking ahead of him at night. holding his hand. just the back of you. nothing fancy. no dramatic lighting. no expensive scenery. no special occasion.ย
caption: "favorite person to waste time with."ย
song: sure thing โ miguel.ย
THAT'S THE ONE.ย
the post goes viral because it feels so unfairly intimate.ย
everyone expected something flashier. something more obvious. instead, he drops the most devastatingly romantic thing imaginable and leaves.ย
it makes sense. karasu's affection has always been sneaky. he's not the type to make speeches. but he is the type to remember your coffee order even after 3 years. the type to call when he knows you're bored. the type to stay on the phone with you while doing absolutely nothing.ย
and this picture? it feels exactly like that.ย
comments become:
"waste time?????" "that's somehow more romantic than an engagement." โthis just raised my standards, thank you.โ "he talks about her like she's his favorite hobby."ย
you are. and he'd never admit that out loud.ย
kaiser michael
mirror picture. you're wearing a dark blue dress thatโs long, elegant, fitted in some places and loose in others. somehow both sophisticated and effortless. the kind of outfit that makes people stop scrolling.ย
caption: "art appreciation post."ย
song: art deco โ lana del rey.ย
the internet loses its collective damn mind.ย
because everybody knows this isn't actually about fashion. this is kaiser publicly staring at his girlfriend. that's what this is.ย
comments immediately become:
"bro thinks he's at the louvre." "HE'S LOOKING AT HER LIKE A RENAISSANCE PAINTING." "somebody get this man a museum membership."ย
the answer is yes. absolutely yes.ย
kaiser genuinely believes beauty should be acknowledged. loudly. dramatically. repeatedly. and beauty is you.ย
he spends 15 minutes deciding which picture shows the dress best. then another 5 staring at it after posting.ย
if somebody asks why he uploaded it? he'll shrug.ย
"people should be allowed to admire art."ย
meanwhile ness is somewhere off-screen resisting the urge to throw his phone into traffic.ย
ness alexis
photo of you holding a huge bouquet. flowers in all your favorite colors. you're wearing pajamas. completely bare faced. hair still messy from sleep. clearly woke up less than an hour ago.ย
caption: "picked the right ones :)"ย
song: baby i'm yours โ arctic monkeys.ย
the smiley face is important. extremely important. life-changingly important. because ness typed it. deleted it. typed it again. deleted it. stared at it. walked around his apartment. came back. stared at it some more. then finally posted it.ย
the photo itself absolutely destroys people. you're not dressed up thatโs why. you're not posing.ย
it's painfully domestic. painfully real.ย
comments become:
"he bought her flowers before she even brushed her hair iโm crine.โ "the smiley face is making me emotional." "this is the most boyfriend picture i've ever seen."ย
the thing is, ness doesn't even realize why everyone loves it. to him, the flowers are the focus. he spent forever picking them. he remembers every color you like. he wanted you to smile when you woke up.ย
and everyone else is staring at the picture thinking: oh. this man is absolutely gone.ย
completely. irreversibly. catastrophically in love.ย
chigiri hyoma
photo of you waiting for him on the other side of a crosswalk. huge grin. waving both arms at him like he disappeared for 10 years instead of 30 seconds. cars passing. city lights reflecting off the windows nearby.ย
caption: "and i'm supposed to be the faster one."ย
song: you are in love โ taylor swift.ย
the internet immediately starts screaming. chigiri never really posts things unless they matter. and this? this matters. a lot.ย
the thing people notice is your expression. that's not a polite smile. that's a there you are smile. the kind you save for one specific person.ย
comments instantly become:
"LIKE OKAYYYYYY WE GET IT BRO YOU LOVE HER." "WE UNDERSTAND. MESSAGE RECEIVED." "HE POSTED A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG. SEDATE ME."ย
chigiri ignores all of them. he's too busy staring at the picture himself.ย
he remembers exactly what happened afterward. the second the light changed, you practically skipped over to him.ย
and honestly? no goal celebration has ever made him smile as much as that did.ย
yukimiya kenyu
photo of you adjusting his collar before some formal event. maybe a gala. maybe an award ceremony. doesn't matter. you're focused entirely on fixing his outfit. completely unaware he's staring at you.ย
caption: "found my favorite color."ย
song: sunflower โ michelle leigh.ย
chaos erupts immediately. because he's wearing an orange tie. and you're standing right there.ย
comments become a battlefield. half the internet say: "he means the tie." the other half: "BE SERIOUS."ย
the answer is painfully obvious. the photo is literally centered on you.ย
yukimiya himself refuses to clarify. he finds the debate funny.ย
meanwhile every single one of his teammates knows exactly what he meant. this man has looked at you like you're the eighth wonder of the world since day one.ย
somebody eventually asks him directly. โwhen you said โmy favorite color,โ did you mean the orange tie or your girlfriend?โย
his response? "you tell me." which somehow confirms it more.ย
hiori yo
photo taken from his gaming setup. you're sitting beside him. half in frame. completely focused on your own thing. maybe you're reading. maybe you're drawing. maybe you're scrolling through your phone. nobody knows. hiori didn't bother explaining either.ย
caption: "co-op."ย
song: lovefool โ the cardigans.ย
the comments are so confused. you're not interacting. you're not even looking at each other.ย
one comment with 50,000 likes says: "am i missing something."ย
but hiori understands perfectly. because in his brain? spending time together doesn't require constant attention. it's just existing in the same space. comfortably. peacefully. with no pressure and no expectations. just knowing the other person is there.ย
comments become:
"bro that's not co-op." "she isn't even playing." "hiori that's literally single-player."ย
and hiori reads them and goes: "um, nah."ย
because you sat there for 3 hours. and that's worth more to him than any multiplayer lobby.ย
barou shoei
.5 selfie. the most criminal and cutest camera angle known to mankind.ย
you're sitting on the kitchen counter, grinning directly into the camera. barou is cooking in the background. completely focused. serious expression. apron on. looking like he's preparing a five-star meal for a king and his queen.ย
caption: "the chef and his pretty taste-tester (written by [name] btw)."ย
song: fallingforyou โ the 1975.ย
the second people see the caption? they start crying. everybody knows barou didn't write that. absolutely nobody believes it.ย
comments become:
"HE MADE SURE WE KNEW IT WASN'T HIM." "HE'S EMBARRASSED." "BAROU LIKE THIS COMMENT IF SHE STOLE YOUR PHONE."ย
the funniest part? he actually did make you add the disclaimer. he refused to post it otherwise.ย
but he still posted it. that's the important part.ย
despite all his complainingโฆ despite pretending he doesn't careโฆ the photo remains on his account. forever.ย
and every time somebody mentions it, he threatens them. which only confirms that he secretly loves it.ย
kunigami rensuke (post-WC)
mirror photo at a private gym. both of you are sweaty. exhausted. yet smiling. happy.ย
caption: "the only person i'd allow to be my spotter is you @yourusername.โย
song: cupid's chokehold / breakfast in america โ gym class heroes.ย
the internet genuinely doesn't know how to process this.ย
this is supposed to be the intimidating one. the serious one. the emotionally constipated one.ย
and yet here he is. smiling. voluntarily. publicly.ย
comments become:
"HE TAGGED HER." "HE TAGGED HER YโALL."ย
"EVERYONE STAY CALM."ย
but the real killer? the wording.ย
anyone can be a workout partner. anyone can train with him. but being the only person? that's different. especially coming from kunigami.ย
especially since after everything he's been through, trust isn't something he gives easily anymore.ย
so fans end up realizing the caption isn't really about the gym. it's about you.ย
and suddenly everybody is emotional.ย
kunigami is just sitting there wondering why people are acting like he proposed.ย
he only stared at the post for 20 minutes before uploading it. that's normal, right?ย
iglesias bunny
photo of you sitting at a restaurant. sunglasses on. outfit immaculate. posture immaculate. somehow making a menu look expensive. the kind of picture that makes people sit up straighter when they see it.ย
caption: "everyone clap."ย
song: 360 โ charli xcx.ย
the funniest thing about bunny is that this is somehow both a joke and completely serious.ย
yes, he's being dramatic. but also? he genuinely believes applause is warranted.ย
comments instantly become:
"๐๐๐๐๐"
"THANK YOU BUNNY FOR BRINGING HER TO OUR ATTENTION." "he posted her like she just won an oscar AS HE SHOULDDD."ย
and bunny is sitting there liking every single comment. because exactly. finally. people understand.ย
somebody comments: "what are we clapping for?"ย
bunny replies: "look at her."ย
that's it. no further explanation. in his mind, none is needed.ย
he took approximately 100 pictures that night. this wasn't even the most glamorous one. it was just his favorite. especially because you were laughing at something right before he snapped the photo.ย
and even behind the sunglasses? he could tell. which somehow makes the entire thing 10 times worse.ย
the internet spends the next week making edits. bunny saves all of them.ย
hugo vivian
photo of you standing on a balcony at night. city lights glowing behind you. skyline stretching into the distance. the wind moving your hair slightly.ย
you don't know he took the picture. you don't even know he's looking at you.ย
caption: "badump, badump."ย
song: my destiny โ delinquent.ย
that's it. no elaboration. no explanation. no context. only: badump, badump.ย
and somehow that makes it INFINITELY worse.ย
everybody immediately understands what he means with his little cyborg sound effects he does.ย
comments become:
"OH THAT'S TOO CUTE." "HEARTBEAT CAPTION. HEARTBEAT CAPTION." "HE LOOKED AT HER AND FORGOT WORDS."ย
which is basically what happened.ย
hugo had every opportunity to write something normal. something cool. or something clever.ย
instead, his brain saw you standing there and reduced itself to cartoon sound effects. like an actual malfunctioning robot. zoom. beep beep. badump, badump. finished. post uploaded.ย
the photo itself is gorgeous. but the caption is what kills everyone. it's so simple. so stupid. so painfully sincere. it feels less like an instagram story and more like somebody accidentally reading his thoughts.ย
and hugo never corrects anyone. he knows they're right. that really was the only thing going through his head when he looked at you. badump, badump.ย
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