summary: calling them your husband, this was a tiktok trend a few years ago, and it been on my mind.
characters: hugo, loki, sae, kaiser
c/n: fluff, may be ooc (I don't trust my characterization), suggestive if you squint, implied fem reader, mentions of food(?)
เณโโทvivien hugo
you and hugo were lounging on the couch lazily. you were mindlessly scrolling on your phone while hugo was lying on your lap, "reading". very mundane. except for one thing, you both were hungry but to lazy to cook so you had to find other options.
โokay so clearly since none of us are willing to cook, lets order pizzaโ you swiftly dialed the number and stated your usual order and thenโ โyes and for my husband he'll have anything that doesnโt have avocadosโฆokay thank youโ
hugo froze. his blank book slipped out of his hand and fell flat on his face. he sat up straight and looked at you wide eyed. the cogs in his brain turned trying to process that just came out of your mouth so casually. my husband. your husband. He kept on repeating the phrase as if he was tasting it, letting it settle in his chest. a faint blush started to form.
you looked over at him, with a little grin, noticing his shocked expression. โwhat?โ
โhusband?? me...but weโre notโโ he paused. โwell...at least not yetโ he looked down. You could tell he was thinking so much about this. โhusbandโ he whispered under his breath rubbing his ring finger. he looked back at you and gave you a little smile. he liked it.
when the delivery arrived, you went to get it and hugo tailed you. once you retrieved the bags, out of nowhere hugo looked at the man dead in the eye and said, โI am her husbandโ โvivien??โ
the delivery man just chuckled and left.
you threw him a light punch at the chest. โwhat the hell was that?โ โno take backs. marriage is legally binding.โ oh God what have you done.
that night, after you fell asleep he silently measured the size of your ring finger, making a mental note of your ring size.
oh and his team DID NOT hear the end of it. he practically made it his entire personality
โwho you textingโ โmy wifeโ โyoure married??โ โalmostโ
เณโโทjulien loki
you scoured the menu for something you liked. Loki was a bit distracted on his phone. he didnt really need to order, you already knew what he wanted so you were going to order for him. "so I'll have the Coq au Vin and my husband will have the Boeuf Bourguignon and for dessert we'll have the Guimauve Chocola." loki smiled at his phone and looked up at you. the waitress jotted down your orders and left.
and so the night proceeded. loki didnโt say anything significant. he just smiled at you while you blabbered about your day. he didnโt want to make it obvious that what you said gave him the biggest ego boost. after the meal it was time to pay the check, loki took the bill.
โI'll pay the billโ flashing you a smile with a hint of amusement in his eyes โI am your husband after allโ
you looked at him. oh he liked it. perhaps a bit too much. you ordered an Uber back to your hotel. he teased you relentlessly the entire drive. "so does your husband get some special loving tonight?" "oh my gosh, enough with this already"
the Uber driver thought you both made a cute couple. "are you two married?"
you sat up looking at the driver in horror "no! we areโ"
"yes we are. I'm her husband" loki interrupted, proudly announcing a title he unofficially just earned a few hours ago. he then looked at you. "isn't that right, mon amour?"
that night, while you were preparing for bed, loki walked up behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist, pressing kisses on your nape. โsomeoneโs awfully pleased with himself โ you teased. he pulled you closer. his lips grazed your ear and he whispered โwhy wouldnโt I be? You introduced me as your husband todayโ
โpuhleaseโ you huffed. โit just slippedโ you lied; you did it on purpose.
โdid it?โ he smiled, โbutโโ he continued โI liked it. It suited our statusโ
those words caught you off guard and you became flustered. you are screwed.
เณโโทsae itoshi
sae wondered how you managed to get him in this situation; fastfood drive-thru. โthis is very unhealthy for youโ he said, condescendingly. he could smell the greasy food that was escaping the kitchen through the vents.
โI'll be having the burrito and fries, extra sauce pleaseโ you turned to sae โanything youโd like?โ
he looked at you with dead eyes โI donโt eat unhealthy filthโ
you sighed and turned back to the intercom. โ...and my husband will have a salad with spicy wings I guessโฆโ
saeโs head shot back at you, his eyes wide and pupils dilating. he was so shocked that his stoic nonchalant, demeanour faultered for a second โwhatโ
โhusband? me?โ he muttered in disbelief pointing at himself.
โdid I say something?โ you raised a brow towards him, with a flirty smile.
โno, Iโโ he let out a slow breath, regaining his demeanor โโฆ you didnโtโ
at the payment window, you volunteered to pay but sae wouldnโt let you. he intercepted, handing the cashier his card without even glancing at you. โI am the husband I'll payโ
on the way home, he didnโt want to face you,he couldn't. but you knew he liked it. his cheeks were lightly flushed while he focused on the road. and he kept his hand firmly on your thigh the whole ride home.
เณโโทmichael kaiser
michael was concentrated on driving, his hand on the steering and his other alternating between the gear shift and your thigh, on the way to an expensive dinner reservation. you were occupied on a call with your friend. as you were approaching the destination you had to end the call:
โokay babe I have to go now, my husband and I are on our way to have some dinnerโโ
the car suddenly swerved just enough for you to have a mini heart attack and grab the dashboard.
โMICHAEL WHAT THE HELL!โ
he regained his control over the wheel, a devilish grin forming from his lips. he kept on replaying those words in his head the rest of the way. once parked outside the restaurant he turned to you, with the biggest grin. โhusband huh. I like that, say it againโ
โuh whaโโ
โnoโ he cut you off, rubbing his chin. โsay it in german, ja?โ
โmichael we have reservations we need to goโ
โthat shit can waitโ he scoffed โI want to hear you say it. I need to hear you say itโ
good god you have created a monster.
โmein Ehemannโ you eventually say.
music to his ears. โmhm yes I am Schatz. that sounds so good.โ
he definitely did not let that go.
at the front desk he spoke out to the young lady. "good evening, she made reservations under her husband's name, my name" you shot him a 'stop that' glare.
oh he wouldn't shut up about it during the dinner as well, introducing himself to the wait staff as your husband.
you kept on nudging at him to stop. "shut up about what? being your husband??" and he said this loudly attracting the attention of all the patrons
a/n: I do intend on making a part two because I want to add nagi, reo and yukki. just didn't want to make this post too long. if you want anyone else added, please let me know!
first draft. I proofread the hell out of this and kept on becoming longer. dividers from @dollywons
pardon if there are any mistakes. english is in fact my first language, but I'm still on the learning curve of actually writing.
thank you for reading and feedback is appreciated๐ฉท
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Bllk boys and how they'd react if you hit them during sex
Sae, Rin, Kaiser๐, Hugo, Loki
It was just a light slap on the cheek, that left a sting for a few seconds and then disappeared. Type of hit you'd give your siblings if they acted extra stupid on one day...
...but Sae was not playing around with you. He had been pent up the whole day, just thinking of you had him being so hard, he could barely walk, which was... unfavorable during practice.
So when he came home all that poor man wanted to do was just fuck his princess and go to sleep, but of course you had to be a brat about it.
Hitting him, right when he was about to come, probably thinking his orgasm would make his brain stop functioning or some bullshit, was not a good idea, cause Sae would not let it slide. "You stupid bitch", he growled, pulling out of your pulsing pussy.
He started desperately stroking himself, aiming right at your drooling cunt, playing with his sensitive, pre leaking tip, before cumming.
"You can make yourself cum, if you dislike me this much", he said laying down beside you, and leaving your climax and cleaning to yourself.
He didn't listen to your begs and cries either, drifting away into his sleep and letting you face the consequences of your behavior.
... but Rin was so fucking fed up with you and your brat behavior.
The whole day you had been pushing him away, whenever he wanted to hug you, kiss you or hump you, now that he finally got you pinned down the bed, mindlessly fucking into you, you had the audacity to slap him?
"Why are you such a brat?", he sighed, hand around your throat while the other kept your hands pinned above your head to prevent you from hitting him again.
Rin was not gonna stop fucking you, even if you beat him up, just like usually if we're being honest, but now he was being mean about it.
He angled his hips just right, to hit that sweet, sugery stop in you, ground against you at the right moment and kissed you right when you needed it, but he always stopped right before you came, making you cry and whine apologies.
Rin kept you like that for God knows how long, cumming inside and creaming you, but you'd have to wait for your orgasm.
... but Kaiser immediately got a trigger response, hand shooting up and hitting you back right away. You felt your cheek sting and your eyes aswell, as tears started to gather there, threatening to fall."What? Think I'll just let you hit me?", he spat, his lower body not stopping its movements against yours.
"I am sorry, Micha", you cried. "Don't be. I am used to it" He nuzzled his face inbetween your neck and shoulder, thrusting into you faster."You are pretty when you cry, Prinzessin", he mumbled in your ear, before softly nibbling on your lobe and playing with your nipples.
Overall it was not so big of a deal. You hit him, he hit you back and you two went back to fucking, while whispering how much you loved each other.
Later on when you were in the bathtub and he infront of the mirror, shaving, Michael called you out. "You think I haven't noticed you clenching when I hit you?"
... but Hugo stopped. Freezing up for a second and just staring at you, thighs still in his big hands and big chest falling up and down.
"Why did you hit me, chรฉrie?", he asked, genuinely looking confused, as his sensitive skin started to show a light print of your fingers."Because you're too pretty", you answered, moving your hips to meet his non existent thrusts.
Hugo started slowly thrusting into again as he noticed that. "You hit me because I am pretty? Is that a new kink?" "Sort of?" "Then hit me again, amour"You just stared at him like a man who had lost his mind, but Hugo seemed totally serious about it, seemingly waiting for it even.
And with that dear kids, you hitting Vivien Hugo while he mindlessly rams his huge dick into you like an animal became a thing everytime you have sex.
You still couldn't get used to how his blush became deeper and deeper everytime you hit him though. That man was overly freaked out.
...but Loki just sighed. A real, annoyed sigh. He was used to you being a brat, but this really did it for him.
Julien pulled out and ordered you to get on all fours, which you did because now he was fucking pissed off and your boyfriend being angry was top 10 scariest things, top 3 when his wrath was directed at you.
"You dumb, fucking whore", he growled, fucking into you from behind, while his palm repeatedly landed on your now swollen ass cheeks, the aggressive contact of skin echoing through the room.
You cried apologies and begs for him to be less rough, but it all landed on deaf ears."I am so fucking tired of you being such a bitch. Behave for once"
"I- i am s-sorry", you whined feeling your guts being rearranged by the way he was taking you. His speed was inhumane and he still somehow managed to hit all the spots that got you squirting all over the bed.
"Look at you enjoying it. All you wanted to do was provoke me right? Well now you get what you wanted"
That man was not playing around. Your asscheeks were sore and sitting down was absolute hell for the next few weeks, but he did not seem sorry at all, because you totally deserved it.
I swear i wanted to say something, but I forgot what
julian lokis phone rang while he was kissing up and down your thighs, but it was quiet enough to ignore the sound until it went to voicemail. that person did send a voice mail and the sound of charles burping came out of julianโs phone as he was in the middle of spreading your legs apart and you broke out in hysterical giggles.
micheal kaiser tried to throw you on the bed but missed terribly, you fell on your ass and couldnโt get up. (you are limping currently and probably for the next few days due to his hard floors.)
alexis ness wanted to try switching him to top and you to bottom, when he finally started rolling his hips into you tears filled up his eyes and his lip started shaking, this bitch was crying. you wiped tears off his face but next thing you know he collapses on top of you, passed out. he wasnโt even halfway in you yet and he passed out.
hiori yo wanted to try anal sex, he wanted to have you gasping and whining under him. the one thing he didnโt expect to hear filled the room and the sound of thrusting hips stopped.
crack!
you felt a sharp pain from your leg and you gasped, โhiori was this your plan all along to make me into your fetish.โ
sae itoshi slipped his pants off and fell backwards. you donโt even know how. he sat on his butt for about 20 seconds, glancing between you and between the pants down to his knees with his ice-cold, shivering stare, he made it look like it was your fault.
you two just had sex on the ground after that.
hugo sat on his chair as you got between his legs. he was reading peacefully as you teased his tip, only earning a twitch from it. you stared slow but eventually took it whole. a small movement from his cock caused you to gag on it and your teeth bit down as a natural reflex. his eyes widened and looked down at you, you pulled him out of your mouth and stared up at him, wide-eyed.
heโs had bite marks on his dick for a few weeks now and your banned from giving head.
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โคน 18+ mdni เญจเญง โงโ what do you grab when loki eats you out?
slurp, squelch, lick
the only sounds echoing through the room alongside the low whimpers slipping from your throat. loki had you pinned down, strong arms caging your thighs and throwing them over his shoulder, his face buried into your messy cunt shiny with his spit.
slurp, loki swallowed around your clit, eliciting a broken whine from you. โtaste so good..โ loki muffled into your pussy, his fingers digging into your plush thighs to hold you open for him.
your hands flailed around, flying down to grab something, anything. they found his head.
your fingers carded through lokiโs buzz, earning a throaty groan from the latter and making him pull away from your aching sex, you panicked and grabbed his head, but he had no hair to pull so you had to improvise.
you squeezed his head, thumbs digging into his forehead, fingers splayed across the crown of his head and actively squeezing and kneading the skin there.
loki stopped his ministrations on you completely and just glanced up at you, confused. โuhh?โ he perked an eyebrow, you glanced down and immediately flushed from embarrassment.
โum..โ you let go of his head to hide your face in your hands. a few beats of silence passed but loki then chuckled, batting your hands away from your face and leaning in close enough you could feel his breath fan against your skin.
โitโs okay, mon chou.โ he nuzzled his nose against yours, pressing a tender kiss to the corner of your mouth. โnice massage.โ he teased, accent thick.
you pushed him away playfully, flicking his forehead. loki just smiled and returned to his position between your legs, pressing a kiss to your puffy clit.
his hands found yours, fingers interlacing with yours. โsqueeze these okay? not my head, youโll give me a concussion.โ he brought one hand up to his mouth to kiss the back of it.
you rolled your eyes in faux annoyance and leaned back again, allowing loki to resume his work on you.
a/n: my annual loki post
2025-2026 โ @gravelocked โ donโt copy/modify/translate/repost to other sites. also donโt feed my work to ai.
#-Munching on their biceps, + getting their reaction
wdc- might be Suggestive , use of language, short, and might be ooc!
Characters: Sae Itoshi, Julian Loki, Michael Kaiser, Bunny Iglesias
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Saeโเญจเง
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โHe was just scrolling through his phone, minding his own business , wearing a plain black shirt that left his arms exposed and muscles under his skin that looked irresistible, having the complete urge to nibble *BITE!*
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โ"Fuck-!"
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โNot expecting to be bitten he hissed out in surprise, thinking of something more like cuddling or hugging his arm, but this? it hit him like a train
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โ"Sorry , it's just an urge."
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โ"Don't do that againโbut go on.. keep nibbling, I'm yours anyway."
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โLokiโเญจเง
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โHe came back from his private gym, fine sheen of sweat glistening under the lights, gulping on water while looking for something, muscles brunching under the skin, delicious indeed... of course you had to nibble on it if it tastes good as it looks
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โChomp!
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โ"ma chรฉrie?"
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โhis hands paused from rummaging through his things, feeling your skin sink under and slightly forging a mark, trying to speak his mind but only a small squeak was heard
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โ"Tastes better than chocolate."
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โyou mumble, voice slightly muffled as he gazed at you with slight confusion and a flushed face, cheeks slightly red from the comment
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โ"Unpredictable as ever, and here I am thinking you'd give me a back hug."
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โKaiserโเญจเง
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โThe atmosphere felt warmer when he pressed his lips on yours, cupping your cheeks as he slightly tilted your head, deepening the kiss.
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you kept seeing his muscles flex, it looked crazy delicious, biting that arm would be once in a lifetime since he wouldn't allow you anyways.
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โwhen you saw an opening, you dug in and sunk your teeth on his skin
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โ"Scheiรe! What are you doing? You g'na eat me?"
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โhe hissed out, half shocked half tempted
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โBunnyโเญจเง
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โHe was already prepared, looking pristine in his tracksuit, hair combed properly and perfume trailing him from behind, ready to play for an important match
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โwhile you watched him get ready, debating whether you should pull him, then push him back on the bed, like the greedy thing he knows you are, you wrapped your arms around his waist
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โ"I don't want you to go.."
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โA whining tone came out that you never thought you've make, revealing yourself completely vulnerable
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โ"Cariรฑo, you do realize you're risking the match by holding me ba-"
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โhis teasing chuckles curved into a smirk as his skin made contact with your teeth.
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โ"Delicious?"
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โ"Mhmp.. Don't leave.."
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Author:๐คค๐คค๐คค
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