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rhodeys

500 DAYS OF SUMMER (2009) dir. Marc Webb

johnnycrass

u can be actively suicidal on here and people will tag it with their fandoms

#prev same here 😭 >#Tbf if someone did that with one of my posts it would probably make me feel better

evilvillain123456789

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.

mtfoss

Okay so normal rules then

i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 940

ellipsus-writes

Ahhhh, a long-awaited improvement (especially for those of us with a thousand weirdly-titled WIPs on the dash… you know who you are…)

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Try it out with our handy toggle, located in the sorting menu (top right in dashboard).

Free for all! (because who doesn’t love a list? 😌) - the Ellipsus Team xo

#yooooo peak!!

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kinschi

Huntrix on the hunt

loveridden1999

maybe it's me being a brown woman but i can't comprehend how & why people treat having a racist phase as a teenager as smth okay or a norm

funstyle

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

#which is obviously the most whimsicle way to spell it

anglaised

theres a reason u associate east asians with femininity and black people with masculinity and it has nothing to do with actual masculine or feminine “behavior” and everything to do with race science 😭 u have been taught race science, u haven’t unlearned race science 😭😭😭😭 READ A BOOK ABOUT RACISMMMM

gatesofminrathous

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

ao3commentoftheday

#the things i would give to be able to finish a long fic

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slate-cactus

characters can mention a food ONCE and the fandom will decide to make that 85% of their personality

#charles rowland core

2-point-5

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

basilpaste

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

2-point-5

[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

2-point-5

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

i'm actually losing ittttt i am like two seconds away from quitting this fuckass internship

#i swear i'm never going an internship again after this man this sucks so bad #it's been straight crap all the way through man i swear #first the DEEPLY UNORGANIZED application process #where they accepted my application and two weeks later told me that i'm not qualified and a day after that were like “oopsies nvm”#only to proceed to do it again and AGAIN #and then all of these “SUPER MANDATORY MUST ATTEND” bum ass meetings where they just rehash information #that they already told us a million times #now i'm IN the internship #and not only are they paying me SIGNIFICANTLY LESS than they agreed to pay me upon acceptance #but the manager of this whole fuckass operation has some weird one-sided beef with me #it genuinely discourages me from ever raising my hand or asking a question or answering a question ever #which like #then literally what is the point of the internship if i'm not gonna learn #this guy is nitpicking fucking everything i do #and yet the boys in the corner being racist and obnoxious and loud AS FUCK is somehow okay?? right yeah that makes sense #AND NOW #they finally gave me the check that they were supposed to give me THREE WEEKS AGO #(we were supposed to get it before the program even started and we're halfway through the program now)#AND IT HAS THE WRONG FUCKING NAME #HOLY SHIT YOU PEOPLE ARE GENUINELY INCOMPETENT #LIKE WHAT WERE YOU SPENDING THOSE THREE WEEKS EVEN DOING????#and i was like “why didn't you use the information i filled out on the w-9?”#like. you know. the w-9 that you said you were going to use to fill out our checks??#and the lady was like “i know it's silly but we don't actually check the w-9s. it's a problem in our system”#UH YEAH NO SHIT! so why are you using that system when you know it's faulty??? you've been at this for several years be so fucking fr #AND THEN SHE TRIED TO FUCKING BLAME ME #“well did you TELL anyone that your name under the school system is different from your legal one?”#I DIDN'T THINK I HAD TO I BECAUSE ASSUMED THAT YOU YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES WOULD USE THE INFORMATION #THAT I GAVE YOU IN THE W-9 LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD #THREE FUCKING WEEKS of work and NONE of it is paid because this program is unorganized as fuck

headspace-hotel

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

the-viola-urge-to-be-cesario

People with 73 pending tasks be always on some shit like yeah let's watch this new show that came out in 1993

#lmaooo me with soviet sherlock

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i'm too autistic for this world

#oh my god bro 😭😭😭#my posts #so much to do today and 0 energy to do any of it what if instead i jump out the window and kill myself ☝️

escuerzoresucitado

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