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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@superbsnek
Seinfeld in 2026:
-George gets into an argument with a barista over whether his new relationship can be butchfemme if his femme is bi.
-Elaine tries to get a fake girlfriend to go to pride with her, so she can hit on bi men.
-Jerry starts dating a girl who helps set up a pro-palestine encampment at her university, and feels conflicted.
-Kramer accidentally joins ICE
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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.
calling for a grindr®️ moment of silence™️ in honour of Lindsey Graham dying. it's what he wouldn't have wanted.
I can't believe it took me this long to post these I finished this like nine months ago
An idea I had for Blood of Eden propaganda/recruitment posters featuring some of our favorite guys - combo of digital-print cyberpunk graphic design style with oldschool Saturday Morning Post covers like you'd see Leyendecker paintings on
I was gonna post these ahead of tabling at a small con and selling prints of them but ended up not tabling because turns out grad school is hard
maybe next year... figured tumblr would like though
Lamias are awesome of course but a really specific fantasy, that would make for a lovely day to day life, is being a human girl thing with multiple snakes interwoven with your own body, basically your 24/7 pet snakes you never have to put in their enclosure and can always handle but its ok and chill and awesome, plus you can also shapeshift into a giant & large serpent version of yourself on command,its all so snimple (snake simple)
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one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca
It’s snake woman sunday. Constrict your friends and loved ones.
i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day
having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time
heh. didn't even stand a chance.
to everyone in the notes asking for a translation: panel 1: "weigh your heart" (the suffix pronoun for heart should be .k not .ti i think but i see what you are going for. also, my copy of faulkner doesn't have a copy of the word but it's pretty clear from context what it means) panel 4: "what"
anyway op good job this is really funny and better than 99.9% of hieroglyphs on the internet
@thatlittleegyptologist
xAa is 'to throw/dispatch/abandon' because fAj is the verb 'to weigh' (this can be checked on the Thesaurus Linguae Aegyptiae), .tj should be =k as already pointed out.
Thus with xAa as the imperative 'dispact/throw', the scales determinative doesn't belong to that word and is thus a word in and of itself the 3-consonant jws.w (the .w is just a plural, it's still 3-consonants), and then .tj which should be =k.
It's more: xAa jws.w ib=k 'chuck your heart on the scales' *ma'at gets obliterated* ptr 'what'.
As an aside; it's not good practice with Middle Egyptian to go 'we can infer this from context' when you can't find that word in one dictionary. You should be consulting at least three. Also, because my ass has been doing this for nearly 20 years, just so you're all aware xAa is in Faulkner:
This is page 183 of my personal copy of Faulkner's Concise Dictionary of Middle Egyptian. xAa is right there! You'll see that the picture of the entry for the TLA also cites it as FCD 'Faulkner's Concise Dictionary' 183.
You know the art is good when the academics start getting spicy in the notes
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snake. dog. TAUR.
This post was made for me I fear
Kim Kitsuragi shitpost voicelines!
Please see end of post if you want to use these!
Submitted by you, voted for by you, I'd like to present the voicelines you were just dying to hear being said by Kim - dutifully performed by the brilliant Jullian Champenois.
excuse me. I'll have you know I'm moderately popular with a number of extremely mentally ill trans women on a failing social media website
i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die
Plasmids changed everything. They destroyed our bodies, our minds. We couldn’t handle it. Best friends butchering one another, babies strangled in cribs. The whole city went to hell.
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F. L. Wright, FallingWater, 1935. Night
