Olivia

Oh boy oh boy

What’s dragon hrt?

They also obviously know about blahaj and heat from fire

Honestly wish tumblr would forcefem me just shock collar me when I’m slacking or not peak fem and chuck balls of money at me when I’m performing to expectations

Cause like I’ve been on hrt and relatively transitioned for years but I still wear tattered boy clothes from high school and I’m scared of haircuts, shaving , waxing, girl clothes , or going out in public so just ya know shock collar

Happy Birthday Firefly <3

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

💛 oh whatever is gonna happen? I know you are all gonna love this 😁

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

God me and some friends are talking abt being dense af rn and i just remembered this one time i was shopping w my dad and i wanted to get rainbow shoelaces at the dr martins shop. And there was this punk girl, dyed hair face piercings rlly cute, behind the counter and like prince charming putting the shoe on cinderellas foot she offered to lace my gay shoelaces into my dr martins and i let her. “Wow what good customer service!”. And then in the car my DAD had to tell me that she was flirting with me a major L to gay people over the world

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'