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Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

I'm the original Mega Starmie

"The new hire still doesn't understand she can't just use company keys to let her boyfriend into the employee bahtroom to smoke meth and steal toilet paper, and she is currently arguing with the manager about whether it's ok for her to run off from her work station to chase after a seagull, and proceed to butcher it with her bare hands and eat it raw in the middle of the store where customers can see her. She's making it an argument about whether she's allowed to have a lunch, and says she can use her lunch break however she wants. She wasn't on lunch break when she bolted after the seagull."

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

The two flavors of teto currently microwaving in my mind

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