zari :)

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

deadbeat group chat member

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets