BB18 Dedication

The Carters

Brandi: I’ve fucked a lot of really funny… I’ve fucked Ben Stiller, I’ve fucked David Schwimmer..”

Ross: ARE YOU SAYING THIS RIGHT NOW?!

Brandi: Yeah, they know.

*feeds cut*

The FBI:

BRANDIS SPEECH

JULIE

fiona goode and spalding: masterminds that control the game until the very end. makes it to F3 but doesn’t win.

cordelia foxx: know it all nerd that everyone sleeps on but ends up winning. is smart and cuts off her showmance early.

zoe benson/madison montgomery/kyle: showmance alliance. storms through the season. turns on madison when she decides to play for herself.

zoe: production america gifts her with the most powerful twist of the season. wastes it to save kyle.

kyle: wins AFP probably.

madison: D R A M A. gets drunk. flips a bed. calls out production. sings when she’s not supposed to. get’s mad when the house doesn’t vote her way. fights with everyone. cries because her wall picture isn’t pretty. finds out her alliance is using her as a meat shield and tries to turn on them. -fails- exposes zoe and kyle’s game before she’s evicted.

nan: America’s sweetheart! everyone doubts her but she’s competition. plays with her heart and that is unfortunately the reason why she’s booted.

queenie: in an unlikely alliance with delphine lalaurie but turns on her when she discovers that she’s racist af and horrible for her game.

delphine lalaurie: whole house fucken hates her racist ass but manages to get to F7 somehow (most likely because she’s being carried by queenie for the first half of the game). PAWN.

marie laveau: ROBBED QUEEN! a better mastermind than fiona and is booted early because of it. sworn enemies with delphine. in a secret alliance with queenie until she’s evicted. fan favorite. comes back as a vet and goes farther in a newer season.

myrtle snow: in an alliance with cordelia. is out smarted by fiona everytime. is evicted but comes back. throws her game so that cordelia has a better chance of winning.