Certified Milf

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

I will always reblog this.

I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.

guys something good normal and fun has to happen

are you into girls that are eternally doomed

no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid

everyone needs a nostalgic hidden creek where u go to remember who u are and where you’ve been

"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.