femme lover

tiny butch you can put in a jar with a stick and some dirt and poke holes in the top and take them to work with you

maybe shake it around a little just for fun

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club

he likes the espresso martinis there

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

ladies… ladies… theres enough of me to go around… cut me into little pieces… rip me into bloody chunks… its ok… i dont mind…

a light within me was stamped out but im chill

taps sooo politely on the glass of my enclosure. let me out

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

My name is Fofão. I’m climbing walls all day.