straight women will try to reassure you about their homophobic boyfriends the same way dog owners are always going "oh he's friendly" with their visibly agitated dog

Someone laid a perfectly smooth pristine egg in the middle of the moshpit tonight and we just kept circling it

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon