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If you have some leftover Brie from your fancy cheese party or whatever you should put it on toast with some strawberry preserves.

You’ll feel bacchanalian levels of pleasure and indulgence if you do this, trust me. Even more so if it’s on fresh bread.

Also if you eat those little babybell cheese things, put some honey or fruit preserves on it to microdose on this same feeling.

do this with white stilton and blueberries to unlock secret flavours and feelings

I’ll keep that in mind the next time I’m in the cheese section

If you have soft goat cheese or just cream cheese, try a creole influenced thing where you mix marmalade and horseradish in equal portions and put that over your block of cheese, serve with hot bread or toast or crackers and if ya nasty get a little wine

You’re all falling for my trap and giving me even more wonderful new cheese ideas please never stop

Great news! make cranberry jam. add brie. if you want to be extra fancy, make a nice crust, spread a little brie on it, then pile the jam on top. fancy pie. (i did this + orange whipped cream, it was amazing)

not to be pretentious, but a lot of stuff you guys complain is being ruined by capitalism/the algorithm/whatever can be solved by consuming something else than the most basic mainstream stuff that's thrown in your lap. "songs nowadays are getting shorter to fit entire tiktoks and it's ruining music" have you tried listening to something else than Spotify's Top 100 my dude? "fanfiction-to-publishing pipeline is churning out mediocre books and it's ruining literature" have you tried reading something outside the NYT bestseller list my dude? This is not a post about how algorithm based industries give visibility to the lowest common denominator art at the expense of actually creative and meaningful art that struggles to make itself known, which is a valid discussion for another time, this is about people actively not giving this kind of art their visibility because they won't get out of their way to discover stuff outside the mainstream radar and prefer to be passively fed what to consume while bitching that is not up to their tastes.

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”