SUNNYDAE

remember when larian put all the data together from the most popular character creator picks in bg3. and they thought there was a mistake, so they ran the numbers again, and no - the result was just authentically, in a world where you can be pink, and have glowing eyes, and horns, and a tail, the result was the most generic looking human white guy with brown hair

"it's always baldest before the gate"

i love when he said it's balding time and just balded all over

Joe Biden being responsible for the formation of IDKhow was not something I was prepared to encounter today

Seeing Era-Defining KPOP sensation SHINee on a post about Joe Biden being directly responsible for the formation of Fall Out Boy was not something I expected to see today

we gotta scroll so far for the wikipedia article when we google something now it feels so fucking wrong

If I were Barack Obama I’d simply commit to the bit and make history a second time.

If I were Barack Obama I’d post “it wasn’t just in my imagination” and turn off my phone

It wasn’t me this time, I swear

I'd like to believe you but we both know what you're capable of

I made sourdough like that. We jokingly called it the “tasty brick” and cut off super thin slices because it WAS delicious, but it was so dense, a single normal slice would sit heavy in your belly like a brick.

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

he cannot die. Unstoppable

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

Quality vintage post

Guys im not hideo kojima I’m a mentally I’ll girl from Brazil sorry I lied to you 💔

i decoded this message and it seems to be referring to death stranding 2's multiplayer components. exciting!