PLEASE keep booping me! :D

i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

someone should remake lord of the rings as a grandfather telling a fantasy story to his grand child with flashbacks to world war one showing the dead boys and men the characters were based on. grandpa why didn’t they just fly. because they didn’t. they didn’t.

…oh.

I keep doing this weird trick to myself where I'll find a recipe for a new type of rice and beans and decide to try making it from dried beans like the recipe suggests, only to realize halfway through the process that whatever is wrong with my brain makes waiting for dried beans to cook absolutely harrowing

The thing about black beans is that if you, at any point, think "surely they must be cooked by now," no, they're not

im screaming this is an aesthetisized screenshot of one of the worlds earliest email worms and caused over US$5B in damages

"why is EVERY song about love" I'm begging you to dig just a tiny bit deeper, there's literally thousands of songs that aren't love songs. You don't even have to look for the most obscure underground artists ever, the fucking Beatles of all people have a song about a guy who kills people with a hammer

You can tell this post has breached containment by the people saying "everything is about love" maybe to you, to me everything is about killing people with a hammer

Killing people with a hammer is what makes us human

LIFE HACK: you can hit a strawberry with a hammer and you won't BELIEVE what happens next!