everybody’s dyin bitch lets get you some pride

i actually think being staunchly against rpf out of respect for celebrities that don’t know you is more parasocial than shipping them #darkwoke

i want an episode of its always sunny where charlie is trying to catch a rat in paddys but the rat is actually rizzo the rat from the muppets. also charlie never acknowledges that its a muppet

hes an old man to YOU to me hes a beautiful young maiden. and also an old man

thinking about how paul mccartney spent the year 1969 putting the five stages of grief to music and no one even did a welfare check

denial (two of us), anger (you never give me your money), bargaining (oh! darling), depression (the long and winding road), acceptence (let it be)

plus the one about killing people with a hammer

anti rpf people are so funny they're always like "how would you feel if people shipped you with your friend" i don't know how to break it to you but if i was famous and no one was writing fanfiction about me i would be devastated. i wouldn't feel like i made it until i could search my name on ao3 and find 10k+ explicit results. peace and love though

I hope I'm not just a blog to you guys but also a gateway to acquire secondhand knowledge of medias you'll never get into

how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves