proud

Anyone who says they’ve read all 1000 is a liar because one of them is a huge cookbook and no one is actively joy reading that.

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

and for this year's ides of march staff decided to stab tumblr

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

could you please stay on topic

this could be the snart of something big

As a queer phannie for 10 years at this point, hearing Phil talk about how Shane and Ilya still weren’t safe to be affectionate in the empty stairwell of Shane’s own building because someone could hack into the cctv footage made me actually feel physically ill bc oh my god