one of god's funny jokes

I legitimately fucking lose my shit at this every time it comes on my dash it’s one of my favorite NV posts

They should make hrt that gives you digitigrade legs

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

"visual learner" this "auditory learner" that well I'm an oral learner. put it in my mouth

ma'am, this is a firearms safety course

the first rule of firearms is to be yourself and have fun and I am doing both

It's fascinating to go from playing Mechwarrior 5, a game with characters as deep as a puddle and half as interesting and then reading Maus cover to cover and just processing that contrast. It feels like going from eating dried glue spray painted yellow to enjoying a fine cheddar cheese. On the other hand Maus does have a single linear progression path so enjoyers of player freedom take that into account.

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"