this is a mess

pretty sure god is choosing these events the way riverdale writers choose the plot

anything else you want me to manifest before i go to bed? a fifth season of bbc sherlock, perhaps? a lorax sequel? babygate reveal? cole sprouse socal experiment but it’s dylan this time? it’s been a while since our first dashcon, hasn’t it? also wasn’t there also something about an apocalypse that was supposed to wipe us out in 2012…

*does a gay little confession that sends me to super hell and pisses you off*

the putin thing being fake is just….chefs kiss. nothing is more old school tumblr than people making superwholock memes about a major political event only to find out it was deliberate russian disinformation like that is OLD SCHOOL tumblr WOW we are FULL CIRCLE

au where gatsby Doesn’t Die™ and instead realizes that he’s too good for daisy and that the true love he’d seen in his dreams he already had with nick carraway, who moves into his big empty house and it becomes a lot less empty somehow when they’re together and no one ever bothers them because gatsby doesn’t throw big ass parties all the time anymore. also daisy leaves her trash husband tom and elopes to a beach house with her lesbian lover, jordan baker, who teaches her how to be a lot less of an empty person. after a year or so nick and gatsby and daisy and jordan go on cute couples vacations together and tom is left to die alone.

my philosophy is “nothing an individual can do could possibly be worse for the environment than major corporations dumping tons of pollutants into the atmosphere every day but also don’t just toss shit on the ground you idiot have some manners” 

Anyway, stop spreading white nationalist rhetoric and toxic nationalism thanks

I was gonna say aren’t we like #1 in a bunch of bad stats? Like aren’t we the top for rape and abuse?

we are superior in waging wars, exporting and using firearms, and incarcerating the population among a lot of other terrible things. how depressing is patriotism and nationalism?

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

Spite goals

am I hallucinating

LMFAO THE LAST PART

chaotic dorks