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Women take up a small but not insignificant percentage of the population

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the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

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openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

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Call this guy the Mark Denier

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Call this guy the Mark Replier