Not a person

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

i wish i could die without killing myself and so i could come back and cut a thick juicy slab of steak off my corpse and char it up real nice on the grill and serve it with some lil tatoes

I love the internet because I see beautiful trans girls living life. Despite the world constantly trying to kill us, we thrive regardless. I love all of you girls, you make the closet easier to survive just by being you.

Yup you're favorite "male character" is a trans woman now. Yup all existing copies of their media of origin has been replaced and updated. If you even think about misgendering her you feel a sudden compulsion to kill yourself.

i do think the funniest solution that some boorus and other palce online where a lot of art gets reposted that are very strict about keeping the different kinds of abstractions of trans women to how to categorize bridget now is tagging her as futanari, or some equivalent term. it feels very much like they threw up their hands and went "well i guess shes a girl with a dick." ideally they would drop all of the pretense and admit what all of these terms to abstract trans women really are. but seeing as that wont happen anytime soon it is amusing to at least some of them hit a brick wall with bridget.

sometimes they just tag bridget as everything they can (except trans woman of course). whenever you see bridget art tagged as futanari, femboy, and genderswap all at once you know some heated conversations happened before it got there.

that this happens is itself evidence of the way such terms exist to abstract trans women.

I heavily fw bro

they should invent big stompy boots that don't take forever to get in and out of