Lezzing Out RN

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

but i believe aang can save the world

God gives the stuffiest noses to his best soup chefs

God gives the stuffiest noses to his best soup chefs

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

@ominous-signs i hope you’ve seen this one?

Actually was originally featured on silly signs!

im so hungry i could eat a amazing food and refreshing drink

he didn't say that

Yes she did

you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too