climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.