ohhhhhh beans

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

Peace and love on planet eart

Ah! a mother

Not only wpuld I do heroin as taylor swift I would like beg my handlers for it loudly until they cave and get me some okay well iy depends how long I"? gonna be taylor swift for and if I know the end date cause if its just 1 day I'm taking a lottttt and if its like a month I'm just gonna use a little bit daily jusg to get her body hooked and then like the day before I switch back use the rest od it and then just tell everyone okay guys do NOT mention what I did or ever get me more again and just let me quit cold turkey okay just let me go to bed and wake me up with like a pancake breakfast tomorrow and if you mention or allude to the heroin even a little bit I'll fucking kill you I'm serious. Even if I ask questions do notfucking answer them. Then wake up in my own body

anything less hygienic than im personally accustomed to is objectively disgusting and culturally backward, anything more hygienic than im personally accustomed to betrays a fascist overcultural fear of the natural body

It’s just a joke dude. It’s just a form of speech. Speech doesn’t communicate ideas