Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Australian GP—

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Chinese GP—

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Japanese GP—

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Miami GP—

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Canadian GP—

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Monaco GP—

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field

they need to give out research grants for rpf

*relistens to podcast interview with RPF Intent*

rpf is literally less invasive and involves less harassment than like... most journalism and paparazzi like you say its problematic to treat people like characters when they're literally being treated like products. people doing rpf have more appreciation for a persons creative work than most record execs

real people should feel lucky to be speculated about by me

Lewis' latest life decisions (joining Ferrari, dating Kim K, etc.,) all make much more sense when you realise he gets all his advice from an AI chatbot