the seductive danger of athleisure

we know each other because he's married to my work friend turned real friend. They got together right around when we I first met her, but knew each other as teenagers working at the same grocery store with a mutual crush but bad timing and he would let her hide in the walk in dairy fridge to nap when she came into work hungover, lost touch, and then reconnected when he had to move home to Wisconsin for in-patient rehab for alcoholism that almost killed him

Has an MFA in print making but they almost kicked him out of the program because he decided his thesis project was actually gonna be bodybuilding to turn himself into a literal Greek statue

Worked at an old school tattoo parlor off of Times Square and told me he used to ask all the guys coming in for fill ins on their full coverage tattoo suits what the most painful spot was and they all said the underside of your butt cheeks

Huge jackass fan and used to watch it live with his late mom who LOVED it as a mother of 3 idiot sons from Kenosha, WI