apparently the situation is gender

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

my reading of Wake Up Dead Man is that Benoit Blanc's mother has recently died and his approach to the entire investigation is informed by this

humans will see a swamp and build a city on it and then spend the next 2,000+ years struggling to keep it from turning back into a swamp

everybody saying a different city is cracking me up

my niche version of "he would not fucking say that" is "he would not fucking carry that baby to term" for mpreg headcanons. sometimes there is power in recognizing that a fictional man WOULD get a mabortion

after what he did in iraq?

You always must be vigilant that while you are complaining about the present (essential, soul healing, grounding, fun), you aren’t doing by pretending there was an era where Problems didn’t exist (gateway drug to fascism and being annoying)

This is inspired by post I saw where someone was like “people these days don’t pay attention to the deeper meaning of music,” and it’s like sure, okay, now tell me the magical year in which they did

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.