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The Confession

Jin ZiXuan just yelling at full volume to his crush that he actually likes her and wasn’t being made to talk to her by his mum while the entire cultivation world watches in silence after randomly appearing one by one out of the trees to yell about other shit and threaten each other with swords. He immediately runs off while his mum chases after him to get him to pull himself together and try and have a normal conversation with her future daughter in law.

And Lan Wangji a few minutes previously kissed the guy he’s obsessed about while he was blindfolded and proceeded to have a breakdown in which he knocked down multiple trees in frustration, one with just his fist. All in full view of this guy who’s kind of still reeling from a kiss he is somehow convinced was a girl.

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Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

Anyways that failed because now Lan wangjj wouldn't stop imagining Wei wuxian being naked under his uniform.

wei ying: youre naked under your uniform how lewd

lan zhan: and youre not?

wei ying: nope