hell is a container

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

Literally can’t believe we recently lived in a world where the 🥺 emoji didn’t exist. Platos cave

men reading out their serial number to the support agent like “B as in Boobs, B as in Boobs, H as in Honkers, eight, zero, zero, eight five, W as in Wobblers, J as in Juggs, T as in Tits”

damn girl what those claws do? destroy? thats awesomeeee i love it

thank god for the internet archive or else I’d never get to see one of my all time favorite web pages ever again

u know what makes me cry..... that one van gogh quote about life changing for the better..... “many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. and it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘what do i care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ yes, evil often seems to surpass good. but then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. one morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. and so i must still have hope.” yeah..... Crying....

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@blackbackedjackal

Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else’s by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction.

How high are you

5’4”