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Feel like shit, just want her back

Full offense but cheeseburgers are the default, not burgers without cheese. You should not have to ask for cheese on your burger nor should you have to pay more for it.

Every country is a 3rd world country. The earth is the 3rd world from the sun.

oh this orange is going to be so fucking dry and juiceless

peeled off one of the sections and i was like that’s what bad pussy sounds like

i need to schlurp cold water expeditiously

Is it ok if I reblog this? I think I have formed an empath bond with you

I said who ever made the price of living so high, your moms a hoe

If you’re looking for a reason to still be with someone, that’s more than enough of a reason to not be with them.

Where did you get yours?!

My dad is obsessed with Vikings I need to get this like now.

I have this! My best friend bought it for me! It’s epic!

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming