Pretty Fly For A Jedi

Revenge of the Sith AU where Anakin can't kill any younglings because they've set up hundreds of Space Home Alone style booby traps around the jedi temple

He opens a door and a bucket full of sand unloads its contents all over his head

You’re in his DMs, I’m in his moving castle victimizing his fire demon and apprentice with my cleaning skills. We are not the same.

i think we all just need to listen to super trouper by abba

i may not be in glasgow but i sure am sick and tired of everything!!!

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

positivity tells a sad person that there is no reason to be sad. warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some ice cream

Been a moment since I saw this. Glad it’s back on my dash when I needed it.

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town