gemma

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

This is the funniest scam I’ve ever seen

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

I love when desire leads to disappointment. It’s a classic

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?