i need to get 6 liters of mountain dew baja blast through an IV in my arm every day or i’ll become violent 

Gamzee

say that again and i’ll fucking peel you so help me god

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

46 fuckin notes oh my god

I’m here for the Baba Yaga lifestyle.

Howels Moving Garden Shed

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park

he is absolutely singing the miku nonsense lyrics

i know this sounds all grumpy but i legit mean it when i say it is hilarious when someone writes it in to their backstory that they were the Smartest Mage on the Planet that has researched magic for A Thousand Centuries and then the game starts and they’re like “yeah i know fireball whats up” 

the more detailed your character’s backstory is and the more you boast about the character’s competence and abilities, the funnier it becomes when you roll a 1 and your character just drops their sword and shits themselves. president of the dwarves for six centuries and you just shit yourself in a bar you were trying to find work in.  

What’s the point of a diary if no one is gonna stumble upon it centuries later and fall in love with you after you’re dead?

Is this a vegan thing? Do vegan bones last longer? i’m confused.

What on earth are you talking about

Like milk is supposed to be good for ya bones right? But is this like anti-milk/cow product because it stops your bones from coming back to life in the future?

I need a little more info. Where are you getting milk or bones from in this post

Rachel how do so many people read your post as saying dairy and don’t think to themselves for one second they could possibly have read it wrong

LOL

astrology is gay you heard it here first folks

oh, to be innocent and think this is just a pride flag